GenZee Mom

@Simon_Ingari 48hrs later I hack into their site Freeze it with ransomware and demand 15% shares of the company 🥱 Just active imagination I am no employee I am no hacker😂

2021: No salary increase 2022: No salary increase 2023: No salary increase 2024: No salary increase 2025: No salary increase 2026: Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.” Boss: “But you’re doing such a great job! Why are you leaving?” Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a 65% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.” 48 hours later…

@spleendistanbuI @Simon_Ingari Right!!!!

@Simon_Ingari Dude this is Twitter not Linkedin, I expected a happy ending in whiched the employee burned the office down and slept with his boss’ wife.

@Ian_San254 As a Mom My Second child was speaking before she took her first steps and very audible at that The day she walked She walked up to us and announced she could walk!!! She was 1 year and 3 months So why are people acting like 2 year olds can't talk? 😒

Today I met One of my Neighbors and She Was telling me how worried she is that her Two Year Old Kid hasn't Started talking. I Was Shocked too since anytime that kid visits me to hang we have Whole Conversations

@FCBhandbol We win everywhere We are Barcelona 💙❤️

𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐈́𝐀 𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐋 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓/𝟐𝟔 🔥🔥🔥 3️⃣3️⃣ títols de Lliga 🏆 1️⃣6️⃣ campionats consecutius

@FCBarcelona Visca Barça 💙❤️

EL DERBI ÉS BLAUGRANA!!! 💙❤️

@RStamp5811 @mukyalaNeighbor 😂😂😂

@GenZeeMom @mukyalaNeighbor

Babies can take a whole bottle of milk while laying on their backs But as an adult you try to sip on water in the same position, and you end up fighting for your life Eh eh 😪😪😪😪😪😪

@jacob_makula @mukyalaNeighbor 😂😂😂😂

@GenZeeMom @mukyalaNeighbor Can you stop please 😂😂😂😂

@SueMghambi @mukyalaNeighbor 😂😂😂😂

@GenZeeMom @mukyalaNeighbor 😂😂😂

@bisinuolar @mukyalaNeighbor 😂😂😂😂

@GenZeeMom @mukyalaNeighbor Stop eeet! 😂😂😂

@JosephKgangyame @mukyalaNeighbor It's old age 😂😂

@GenZeeMom @mukyalaNeighbor Haha, dislocated!

Week that will be good is when Barcelona wins to start the week. Happy new week everyone 💙❤️

@AfiaDimple_ @grok is this true?

Why are men of this generation like that 😂

@kumxem My Mom would say "God gives the same idea to 5, 1 actually brings it to life"

On twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar

@theberneese Barcelona is winning this

Whoever qualifies will go straight to the UCL final

@LiEriks @saniyafatma1278 It's like posting a child's photos as yours without the parents permission

@GenZeeMom @saniyafatma1278 What irritates me most is when they steal photos of others dead cats and tries to make it theirs. That's despicable. They steal their sorrow. I always check the profile and I google search the image to see where else it's posted.

My cat will be 18 in July. Today he had some routine blood work done and he is in fantastic health! Still runs around like a kitten! I'm so happy! Here he is, being his handsome self!

@yhbryankimiq 💯

THE HOLY SPIRIT IS THE HIGHEST INTELLIGENCE. 100%

@FCBarcelona I'm happy 😊 Visca Barça 💙❤️

These two… 🔥

@Snarkage1 Sending hearts and hugs ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

My life exploded again. My dream job is gone 😔 They fired the whole mkg department. Rumor is a merge is coming so a bunch of us got screwed. Yay. I went back to FT for healthcare. Now what am I going to do? It shouldnt be this hard to live. I could use a friend. & a hug.

Living for others?? Great While selflessness is so G.O.A.T.E.D The people that come back, are the people you did not even do much for. Gratitude is not about how much was done, it is about how much the heart remembers.

@LiEriks @saniyafatma1278 Now this is really sad 😢