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Don’t make me pin this (it’s pinned)
Berk@bberkeley114
My next pinned tweet team: 2025-2026 BOSTON BRUINS
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Archimedes
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@GeographicalWiz
Red Sox fan, all my tweets are made in a satirical manner
Greece شامل ہوئے Kasım 2015
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Is this the first time the Bruins, Celtics and Red Sox have all been eliminated on the same weekend?
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@CarmichaelDave @Sullivan87M @rubyhillsales So you’re saying it’s infeasible to staff an event for 12 consecutive hours of commentating the most relaxing sport on the planet? Just give Nantz a bottle of whiskey and he could go from 8am to 2pm tee times
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@Sullivan87M @rubyhillsales Literally just explained it twice to you
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Can someone explain why NBC (Golf Channel) pays hundreds of millions a year to broadcast PGA events, yet when I tune in during the week many of the biggest names have already finished their rounds?
Why not just broadcast the entire thing? It’s free programming. On a GOLF channel
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They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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What do you think of Southwest Airlines new paint scheme?
I think it’s patriotic as hell!
I doubt I’ll be flying in one, but very cool!
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15 years ago today, April 27, 2011, now‑retired Bruins play‑by‑play voice Jack Edwards delivered his epic post‑Game 7 rant after Boston beat Montreal in the first round. Two months later, the Bruins lifted their sixth Stanley Cup.
“And who has more fun than us?!”
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On a business trip (I’m the man) and can’t watch Bruins anywhere and somehow this still comes back to that TERRORIST JOHN HENRY. I can’t stream my XFINITY ACCOUNT because that Skeleton FUCK has ruined watching sports along with the Red Sox and everything he touches.
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FUCK HENRY
ESPN@espn
Breaking: The Boston Red Sox have fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez, third-base coach Kyle Hudson and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell @jeffpassan. The Red Sox are currently 10-17 and last place in the American League East.
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Mike Vrabel was spotted being driven to counseling.
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Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.
New Orleans Saints PR@SaintsPR
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This might be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
NFL Memes@NFLMemes
Cam Skattebo showing Arvell Reese and Francis Mauigoa around the Giants facility
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