
Adam (Hiatus)
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Adam (Hiatus)
@GhostDadStuff
❝We are not 𝑘𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑢𝑐𝘩𝑎 people.❞ (#Fake Roleplay Account) #Cεяυѕ


While Adam was savoring and waxing sentimental, Beetlejuice had already swallowed more than half his glass. But he didn’t finish it yet because he was being classy. “Y’know I was just thinking the same thing…”

Or like getting impaled through the chest by a moody teenager. Yeah, lots of shit happens. “I’ll drink to that!” Beetlejuice chimes, clinking his glass against Adam’s before going in for a generous gulp of wine.

Of course not. Who puts a cocktail umbrella in wine? He’s saving those for mixed drinks later… Putting a finger to his lips, he deliberates over his choices for a moment before selecting the #GirlBoss glass. “Why thank you, Adam.”

Oh no don’t bother yourself I have some. *He reaches into his inner breast pocket and pulls out two novelty wine glasses. One that says “Sip Happens” and one that says “#GirlBoss”, respectively. Don’t ask how much glassware he keeps in his pockets*

Nope. *Beetlejuice pawed the bottle away from Adam and smacked the neck against a nearby tabletop, shattering the top clean off, before handing it back.* You wanna pour?

It’s a 2013. That was a good year. *He waggles the bottle of red out towards Adam, dropping the white back into his pocket, followed moments later by the distant clatter of broken glass*

*Shuffles his hands into both coat pockets and pulls them out with a bottle in each* Red or white?


I need to know 👀

No need to backtrack, Adam. I know all about how your mouth is with hard things. I mean head. And hard things.

See now I feel like we’re backtracking a little but it’s fine we’ll work on it

Keep it up and that’s not the only thing that’s gonna be hurting 😩💦

And you’re doing a fantastic job. No notes.


