Giles

Nordstrom's Racks®️ is not a titty club, y'all. This bachelor party is gonna suck.

@DragyneSlayre Thanks!

@Giles1St That is the funniest thing I’ve read all fucking week

Nordstrom's Racks®️ is not a titty club, y'all. This bachelor party is gonna suck.

Dear Pam Bondi, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Warmest regards, Me P.S. Ha ha ha fuck you.

@JoJoFromJerz @GeraldoRivera @JoJoFromJerz 👏👏👏👏

@GeraldoRivera This is the tweet equivalent of that time you hijacked our TV screens to open a vault with nothing in it.

Karoline Leavitt is a terrific White House press secretary, and spokesperson for the president, measured, controlled, informed, competent. Whether you’re right or left, Republican or Democrat you have to appreciate competence and loyalty.

@The_Big_Chifa_ Saul Goodman. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Who are you calling to defend your life in court?

@lilsketch CRACK

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

NY wine sales be like...

Yo, Iran.

After reading the effects of alcohol and smoking I have decided to quit reading.

@GotJbenny 🤣

@Giles1St Idk man I think you got eaten

This is me trying to get to my car to clean it off.

@GotJbenny I'm inside one right now, but not in the way you'd think.

@Giles1St I thought they smelled bad on the outside

That's the single brain cell that I still possess, looking for others.

Sometimes I wonder what I'd look like with Trivago®️ teeth.

Why do we still have this problem in 2025? The technology exists to make your carpet bukkake-proof, but 'Big Flooring' would rather you buy a whole new carpet. I'm on my 4th install this year alone.

@skittle624 Diabolical

AI is evil.