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Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

Shromp

Fellyjish

I am lucky enough to have a 4 day work week. My boss doesn't know but that's not important

@imahyperlover Real

i just want someone who can connect to these as much as i can

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

愛情たっぷり

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living & enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get 1

Me when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:

One of the craziest things about having a cat is sometimes you’ll go to pet them and they’ll just be wet and you have no idea why or how

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

currently in the middle of one of the most difficult parts of growing up so far: coming to terms with the fact that, in many areas, I am simply not that guy

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

april 14, tuesday...

who knew that sleeping & eating nutritiously & talking to people & exercising & drinking water would make you feel better

Everything really did pass and I am okay again

There's so much beauty in this stupid fucking ugly fucking piece of shit world