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why did fatracistretard unfollow me

@ZacksJerryRig ohhhhh. okay

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My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

saw a hugh morris pfp end every single tweet and reply with “tomodachi life living the dream comes out april 16” and i started having visions

the day tomodachi life living the dream comes out will be the worst day on this app in years

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ultroids when a joke isn’t about marx saying the n word or marx asking for money

rise and shine buddy. it’s day one billion of infinite torture forever

watching a guy get stabbed to death on the sidewalk: lowkey not kidding this should be classified as murder

@RabbitRadicals take this to bluesky, buddy

hot take these kind of opinions are misogynistic in nature

i ended up going to jail because of vaping

Dude I have a hilarious joke that nobody has ever made before

when i die i hope it gets ruled as a suicide despite evidence of a struggle

under socialism we’re going to print money by the tons every day and not do anything with it just leave it in big piles around the city to really stick it to em

how to construct situations in 2026?

um, anyone else pop a stiffy when they see a community note whose only source is a wikipedia article with a one-word title? like, for real, it’s just so freakin’ badass.