clairette 🐈‍⬛

@sunnyprobably It’s still your birthday in my timezone for another 4 minutes so happy birthday

@GoodGarbadge its ok,,

it's my birthday

@iminawa ive only been stung by a bee once in mylife so i guess it isnt too bad

@GoodGarbadge I guess it depends….

theyre pelting me with bricks tomorrow

@iminawa thatd be a lot worse

@GoodGarbadge I’d prefer to be pelted with bees…

if i bring back my throne will anyone buy me anything

minecrafters have invented high-altitude indiscriminate chemical carpet bombing and high-speed rail in the same update.

Forgot how to code arrays award

@awawa_lesbian I met my wife through Twitter these people just aren’t trying hard enough

everyone who says twitter isn't a dating app just can't get a single person interested in them smh

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@Iminaesthetic_ suerly you jest

@GoodGarbadge Saying this and then posting a cute photo anyways…

Reminder that I don’t dress cute 90% of the time

@TheSpegy2 That may be true

@GoodGarbadge You're most definitely not

I’m kinda fat I think

Good nap

It’s so hot again

Something is very wrong with me

Ah I already messed up

I can’t read or type I’m so hungry

Water magically filled my water bottle thank the lord