Michael Green

Thank you to everyone who has already grabbed their tickets! If you haven’t already please follow the link below to get yours now: eastleighfc.com/tickets/ @EastleighFC

@LeicesterNAP Looking forward to these 💷

CHELTENHAM DAY ONE TIPS🚨🐎 Everybody who leaves a like and comment on this tweet will get sent ALL my DAY ONE Cheltenham selections in their DM’s. This includes my ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ DAY ONE NAP. People who retweet will get sent first. (must be following)

@BasilTheGreat Yeh because this country gives too many handouts! It’s too easy to sit at home and do nothing and be paid for it!

🚨UNEMPLOYMENT SOARS IN BRITAIN Labour are destroying this country We need a general election We cannot go on like this

@TheNorfolkLion Keeps saying forehead….its an eighthead

Eni Aluko responds to trolls who are taking the piss out of her forehead and hair 😂. If she’s that confident, why is she wearing a hat here?

@thetikimonster @Certinfy @NFFC Imagine the players having 30+ shots in a single game and thinking that’s the managers fault? He can’t finish chances for them 🤣🤡

Nottingham Forest Football Club can confirm that Sean Dyche has been relieved of his duties as head coach. We would like to thank Sean and his staff for their efforts during their time at the Club and we wish them the best of luck for the future. We will be making no further comment at this time.

@BasilTheGreat Instead she’s off to Turkey to sort out that 8 head!

Eni Aluko says she will NOT be returning to football punditry in the UK because too many people have decided they "don't like her" Some good news then

@LabourSJ What about rapes? Can you chuck those numbers out please?

Knife crime down 8% Knife homicides down 27% Hospital admissions for stabbing down 11% Let’s get on with the job.

@LeeHarris Finally some half decent news! Prick deserves it!

I hear that Keir Starmer is in a 'dark place'. Good. The entire country is in a dark place because of him. I have absolutely no sympathy. He should resign.

@JulianMKD @gambana MAN U, ARSENAL, CHELSEA, BAYERN - 3.2/1

WHATS THE BEST BET THIS WEEK??? If I follow your bet , I’ll put $50,000 on it and will give you 10% of profits Also @gambana finally has early payout 😍😍😍😍

@wiltufc Bet you don’t!

I'm about to book every single 3G pitch within 20 miles of plainmoor

@DeadlineDayLive Man U and go on loan to Wrexham 🤣

🚨 You are an 18 year old professional footballer, with a big future ahead of you and you receive these two contract offers. ✍️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wrexham (Championship): First-team starter. 5-year contract. £1M-a-year. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Man Utd (Premier League): Back-up player. 3-year contract. £3M-a-year. Which contract are you signing? 🤔

@afclucyyy @SkySports 100% and if he gets up do it again but harder!

Gary Neville has just advocated for Martinelli to be “whacked” by a Liverpool player. Do you find this acceptable @SkySports ?????

@TomRose @Nigel_Farage Or stopping people that like to be lazy fuckers and say they can’t work when they can. Plenty of jobs out there for everyone but too easy to get hand outs!

Under Reform, only British parents working full time will be entitled to have the two-child benefit cap scrapped.

@Keir_Starmer 😂😂 you mean you are letting the bums who sit at home and do fuck all drop their knickers, get pregnant and get more money at the tax payers expense. 👏🏼 Absolute bellend!

I won’t apologise for lifting almost half a million children out of poverty. I won’t apologise for putting money back in people’s pockets. That's why we are scrapping the two-child limit.

@GeorgeFoulkes @Keir_Starmer Shut up George!!! 🤡

The amount of personal abuse now directed at @Keir_Starmer on X is totally unacceptable. It’s fair enough to disagree with him, his policies & his government but to descend to the nasty personal comments now posted shows ignorance but also spite, wickedness & hatefulness

@Keir_Starmer Hope yours is crap you bellend

From my family to yours, I wish you a very happy Christmas. This is a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, the Christmas story, and the Christian values that define it. Let’s look forward and celebrate the joy and hope that Christmas brings.

@_onlyscott Luton

Name a football club without letter "E" Impossible

@EastleighFC What a legend!!

National League 👉 Premier League After over a decade at Eastleigh FC, our Head Groundsman is off to the Premier League 👏 We sat down with Dan Barnes as he reflects on his time with the Spitfires! 🗣️

@Staners6 @official_FGFC @CraigMac28 I already have but you don’t listen. Macca will tell you when he tucks you in bed later.

@Greener03 @official_FGFC @CraigMac28 Why don’t you tell me Michael? 👀 could be the time or is it 😂😂😂😂

My time at @official_FGFC has come to an end, really enjoyed it and some top lads there good luck❤️ I want to thank Kris and Reevo for my short stint but I couldn’t accept their new offer due to them wanting to strengthen the squad. So looks like another tracksuit coming 🙈😡😂

@Staners6 @official_FGFC @CraigMac28 bit of bed time reading for you 👍🏼

Frustrating day @official_FGFC feeling my calf and only lasting 15 mins, not risking it big week or so ahead I hope it’s not nothing serious. Time to Ice up and see how it is. Enjoy your weekend 👊❤️