
Mortoshi
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Mortoshi
@HDergler
this account is a joke. everything is a joke. low brow crypto enthusiast. degenerate scumbag. I am not a serious person. Always be schizomaxxing


JUST IN: Artemis II astronauts are now complaining about a horrible smell emanating from their toilet, may require servicing again.






This is the type of coin that could rip to multi-millions and 99% of CT would miss it. Burnie $Senders





Linus Tech Tips just dropped $5 million on a used Dassault Falcon 900B private jet like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy. Bro, you spent your entire “screwdriver tier list” budget on a flying Winnebago that used to belong to the UAE government and still has gold-plated sinks and ashtrays. Congrats, king, now when you flex your 4090s at 40,000 feet, you can wash your hands in melted Dubai oil money while the rest of your team flies Spirit Airlines with the emotional support of emotional damage. He’s out here calling it a “$0 plane” because they just did engine work. Yeah, Linus, and my 12-year-old Honda is a $0 car after I put new tires on it. That jet of yours still guzzles more fuel per hour than your warehouse burns through extension cords, and the annual upkeep is probably higher than most of your employees’ salaries combined. Imagine being the guy who once cried over a bent pin in a CPU socket, now casually dropping more on a mid-90s jet than the GDP of several small countries. “It’s for work, guys!” Sure it is. Nothing says “efficient content creation” like turning a 30-year-old bird into an airborne gaming rig while your editors are still editing 4K on machines you underpaid them to assemble. Next video: “I Built a 5090 Gaming Setup in My Private Jet! and It Still Crashed Harder Than My Employee Morale.” lol Peak Canadian tech bro: complaining about the price of RAM one week, then buying a luxury yacht with wings the next. At least the gold sinks match your ego, right? both shiny, overpriced, and completely unnecessary. Safe flights, Linus. Try not to drop any more screws at altitude. The last thing we need is a 5-million-dollar paperweight falling out of the sky because you “tested” the cabin pressure with a bag of Cheetos.


Linus Tech Tips shows off his new private jet


Sleeper for 2028?



Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time. Earth as seen from Artemis II.


TUCKER CARLSON SOFT-LAUNCHING CANADA 51ST STATE?! 'Our most CRITICAL ALLY — IGNORED, HUGE oil reserves, OPPRESSING its own CITIZENS...' 'NOT a SOVEREIGN COUNTRY — DEFINITELY could argue for REGIME CHANGE' 'If anyone needs liberation… IT'S THE CANADIANS!'

@blknoiz06 brother there are like 15 of us left here.












