Haeskos

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Haeskos

@Haeskos

24 | he/him | Professional Moron & Unofficial Cat Dad | NA Priv: @haeskoss Discord: haeskos

Your Mom شامل ہوئے Eylül 2018

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Haeskos@Haeskos·7 Ağu

Loving someone is not your fault. But chasing after someone who isn’t meeting you halfway is. Don’t fret though. Your value does not decrease because of someone else’s inability to see your worth. To you, reading this, things will be better. If no one’s said it, I love you.

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Haeskos@Haeskos·15 Nis

Czech girl is now Czech fiancée teehee

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Fae@itsFaelin·13 Nis

Such a mood. My favorite moments with my girlfriend are when we’re trying to be intimate but she’s too busy dying laughing because I can’t stop doing bits. Seeing the woman I love uncontrollably laughing and smiling is genuinely better than sex

thereisnobeth@thereisnobeth

unfortunately I cannot stop myself from making stupid jokes no matter how beautiful the woman in my bed is

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Haeskos@Haeskos·11 Nis

She’s playing a roguelike on my laptop on her own because I went to go shower and she’s on the second area telling me to sit down and play on my phone because she’s locking in I think I know what the looney tunes heart eyes feel like

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fran@galacticidiots·9 Nis

(Flirting) you make me feel like a bioluminescent ocean when it rains

Astropics@astropics

Sea of stars ✨

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Moundshroud of the Mists@KKalvaitis·4 Nis

Don't worry about it. There are no ratmen under the city conducting warpstone experiments. You're hallucinating.

Ezzy@ezzyskii

Texas Tech Campus had multiple green fires due to a gas leak

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Haeskos@Haeskos·27 Mar

>Guy makes a ticket >having issues emailing through software >Yeah alright, inspect it and I have to turn him to email provider >provider “finds nothing”, sends him back >”oh yeah I’m also having the same issue through Outlook” >mfw

GIF

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Haeskos@Haeskos·27 Mar

Tobi Kadachi if it locked the fuck in

Tsuki 🫧@MidnightBoshi

Thinking about this monster hunter concept art with the snake head again

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Haeskos@Haeskos·25 Mar

Flying to see her next week what are the odds I end up not being able to get back in because of this admin

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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau·25 Mar

If I die, I die

First Doctor@FirstDoctor

BREAKING: The leading cause of throat cancer in the US is now HPV mainly from oral sex. Not tobacco. Not alcohol.

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🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️@shitposts_mp4·24 Mar

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Haeskos@Haeskos·24 Mar

Oh I forgot to mention I went to the hospital for my heart and we’re going to see if I just have a heart attack over the bill anyways

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Haeskos@Haeskos·24 Mar

Dropping caffeine as much as I can (outside of tea) and I’ve become more hateful

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Haeskos@Haeskos·24 Mar

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Haeskos@Haeskos·24 Mar

I wish nothing but long flights of stairs for old people at the moment good god

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nora@moonscorchdnora·24 Mar

you don't !

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EVIL CYBORG@IAmAEvilPaladin·24 Mar

oh so when a voice actors gurgles gallons of milk it’s admirable but when I do it I’m “scaring the staff” and “not allowed behind the counter”

GoNintendoTweet@GoNintendoTweet

Voice actor behind Resident Evil Requiem's "The Girl" gurgled gallons of milk to create the monster's unique sound gonintendo.com/contents/59131…

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🤠@heavensbvnny·12 Mar

Refusing sex is a basic human right. Yes, even in your marriage. Repost if you agree.

Knowledge Bank@xKnowledgeBANK

Begging for Intimacy destroys a Man from the inside (psychological facts)

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$@2xsam_·12 Mar

Cheating = End of relationship. No further discussions.

♱@_belikesam

Cheating is not part of the “ups and downs” in a relationship.

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17jordani@17jordani·12 Mar

ÚLTIMA HORA: UNO DE LOS PEORES DOCUMENTOS PARA DONALD TRUMP EN LOS ARCHIVOS DE EPSTEIN. "PRESENCIÓ COMO DESMEMBRABAN A UN BEBÉS, LES EXTRAIAN LOS INTESTINOS". TRUMP Y SU ESPOSA MELANIA ESTUVIERON PRESENTE". ARCHIVOS DE EPSTEIN: EFTA00147661

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