EL HAJJ - EL PATRON

@calculus_ng Looool

@Hefkhay Bobo yìí jor nau😂😂

Ex-LASG 🙋‍♂️

No one is as delusional as former Big 4 staff Ex-KPMG Ex-Deloitte Ex-PwC Ex-EY Move on from your Ex bruh! Heal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jama Jama

The Fulani that sl@ughtered Mr Micheal Oyedokun was part of the Fulani that was caught by hunters in Imesi-Ile. Look at the track suit trouser and the slippers 💔💔😳😳

@Hon_Danjo 😂😂😂😂

Baranda.

This was me after I escaped. 💔😭

@Ade_Nurayn @MsTyma_ Yes! You are right

@MsTyma_ Yes. He spent about 7 years in the police force and left as an ASP. He subsequently attended Law School and became a lawyer.

Police man???

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐏𝐄́𝐑𝐄𝐙 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐌 Michael Olise already knows that he is the 𝗚𝗔𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗢 Florentino Pérez wants to sign, according to the well-informed José Félix Díaz of Diario AS. Pérez is reportedly preparing a €150M bid for the Bayern winger next week after being re-elected as Real Madrid president. The operation will be difficult, as Bayern do not want to sell any of their 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿 players. However, José Mourinho—who watched the cup final between Bayern and Stuttgart two weeks ago—is 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 to sign the Frenchman.

Their manner of approach is like that of SARS. The RRS used to be stationed under the bridge doing good work, but recently, there are SARS looking men in a korope bus always there waiting to intimidate and profile motorist. @LagosPoliceNG @AbimbolaShotayo @CruLagospolice

Hello @PoliceNG @TunjiDisu1 Why are we having heavy police presence lately at Otedola Undebridge on both sides? There are about 3 checkpoints, just 10/20meters away from each other. One of those checkpoint are men in PURE BLACK with heavily ARMED guns using a Korope bus. 1/2

Some cabals are afraid of PBAT's re-election and they are desperate. If a man who is facing re-election can damn the consequences of politics unlike his predecessors to remove subsidy, break the BDC black market racketeering, NNPC 100% remittance to FAAC ( these 3 items were the biggest heist against the Nigerian economy and its citizens ) He is pushing to disrupt the politics at the local level with LG Autonomy that will empower LG and stop them from being stooges of governors. States Police, a decentralised security architecture with the establishment of Police Academies and Army Depots in different regions. Tax reform and internal sharing of VAT to favour Derivation. Wealth should be distributed to align more with where it is derived. Creation of other regional development commissions. No President has been bold enough to tackle these issues since 1999. "What will he do when he is not facing re-election" ?

One particular tribe go carry sword and dagger dey waka. But if na me try am, police go carry me for cultism. 😹😹

@Oluwatomis8817 @_fefas Lol exactly

@_fefas You sef you too talk

I was unemployed for 6 months. - Gave into vices. lol. Drank till my ulcer triggered in the midnight and I almost died. Then I realized that I’m being foolish. Picked myself up. - Went to driving school. Perfected my driving. - Sent applications everyday. Lived and dwelled on LinkedIn. Applied for everything and anything. - The applications started yielding fruit so on some days I had tests or interviews. - Used WhatsApp less so that seeing people go to the office won’t trigger me. - Started learning financial modeling with my friend, Femi - Realized it wasn’t a thing of shame and told more people about it (Buchi unofficially employed me pending when I got something. Uqbah later connected me to my next role) - Slept like a mad person 😂. Learnt new dishes too. I just dey cook, dey chop. - Avoided relationships like a plague. Na words of affirmation I wan give? - Avoided my folk’s place too. I no fit dey grind pepper when I suppose dey work. - Dyed my hair red. Wanted to get a tattoo but it was more expensive than my depression. - All in all, came out stronger ❤️

I remember my harrowing experience at work on this particular day. My late boss (may Allah have mercy upon his soul) had sent me to an aged client's house at Lekki Phase 1 to review a court process we intend to file, when I got to the client's house (apparently they had disputed with my boss earlier), she gave me the coldest welcome ever, she tongue-lashed me and kept me standing on my feet for more than an hour, reading the court processes to her husband over the phone (he was visually impaired). At some point, my throat was dry, I needed water, yet I couldn't demand it. She mentioned how we were cheap lawyers and that she'd deduct the money they paid for my Uber from our professional fees. I endured every bit of disrespect till I finished my assignment there. When I was leaving, she told me 'omo daada ni e', I said nothing still. On my way to the office, my boss called me and inquired about a different case I was supposed to appear in, on that same day, I respond 'yeah...', while trying to recall the case, and my boss hanged up on me, I called back more than 3 times, he didn't pick up. When I got to the office, my boss was waiting for me with pent up fury over my usage the word 'yeah', then proceeded to give me another round of tongue-lashing about how I lacked home training, and more. I couldn't even explain myself because it'd be construed as me justifying my actions, I kept mute all the while. I was hungry, sad and felt defeated. I had intended to report what I went through at the client's house to my boss, but the situation at the office meant that I had to repress my experience. By the time I returned to my desk, my eyes were heavily pregnant with tears, but it was impossible for me to breakdown in the presence of others, so I sulked it up and moved on...but I never forgot !

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THE FIRST SIGNING OF 2026/27. DENZEL DUMFRIES! 🤍💣