Lunchables Malloy

@KenJennings 🤘🤘🤘

The Devil’s Costco Food Court Order 😈

Caught up with an old pal yesterday. @ Bad Axe, Michigan instagram.com/p/B0l31ADgQyz/…

This is my colorful #lego #starwars #tiefighter based on set #75211 #moc #dork #toys #nerdshit instagram.com/p/Bz29rmRAsRl/…

This is my colorful #lego #starwars #tiefighter based on set #75211 #moc #dork #toys #nerdshit instagram.com/p/Bz29c8hg4qw/…

Colorful #Lego #starwars #xwing #toys #dork #nerdshit #moc #custom instagram.com/p/BztyFf2AKfL/…

So anyway I'm about to go dig a hole in the yard and put a cymbal in it

@sarahsalviander Eh, I’m good with regular science.

After my next book comes out (winter), I'm thinking of starting a video channel and offering an intro to astronomy course from a pro-Christian perspective. It would consist of ~20 weekly video lectures and include printable course materials. Would you be interested?

Yo, anyone got any wild plans for straight pride eleven months?

Ms. Judgy-Face is judging me for not having posted in a while. instagram.com/p/BzTDTHiA4MQ/…

@ridgekuhn So did the old one tho (Before the one that looked like a bathroom trash can)

@paulscheer I’ve been saying this for years.

Bowfinger

@ridgekuhn Shit, maybe I’ll play some sonic today

@harikondabolu Oh, that’s for certain.

I have this awful feeling that even if Trump “obstructed justice,” cheated on his taxes & led the US to the brink of nuclear war, many Americans would not care.

@kumailn That person is a jerk, I love that you’re here kumail! I’ve been a fan since I first heard you do standup on the “Comedians You Should Know” special episode of the Nerdist podcast in 2012.

@oshtemoses I KNOW RIGHT. FUCKING SJW’s. #childhoodruined

@harikondabolu WHY DONT YOU MARRY IT THEN

I will always be in love with the city of Seattle.

Hey, if you’ve ever wondered if Dave Stone is as chill and friendly and all-around awesome as he seems in his standup and podcasts, the answer is “yes.” instagram.com/eli_crudbucket…

@dublah Former high school classmates are the same way, it’s the worst