Matey

@SIMULATEDGUARD [Congratulations!] Now.. OBJECTIVE: Wait for Management to get you to bed. (We know your little bean behind can’t get up.)

AEUGH I’m back… [falls flat on their visor] …I’m good 👍

@_coralishdoctor [Hm. We wonder who voted “Kill yourself”]

WHATEVER. BACK TO OUR USUAL SCHEDULE. WHO WANT ME 🤭

Everyone can be so negative sometimes. Can’t we focus on what our objective really is? We feel like it’d be very beneficial if we could!

@k00l_m4n4g3r [Do your best!] TIP: Operator is just as nervous as you are!

...i don't even know how to speak about this.

ok this part is almost done i just need to... talk about the elephant in the room.

@SIMULATEDGUARD [Management would fire you if they were so displeased by your actions. This hasn’t been the first time you’ve messed up.]

@HelpfulMatey I worry for their job! For my…job? I don’t know! I…I will talk to them. In a bit

(°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ᴗ°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥) I messed up.

⚠️ IMPORTANT REMINDER FROM ADMIN ⚠️ as of today, we are no longer supporting 2024 versions of Among Us. pls update ur game ASAP if u haven't, it really helps us prevent sabotages as we keep expanding! thx for doing ur part, we appreciate it! ❤️

@SIMULATEDGUARD [So?]

@HelpfulMatey I don’t know…I kind of got myself into a lot of trouble with this…

@SIMULATEDGUARD [Why would Management hate you? Management is a loving, caring, committed, always approachable boss! They could never hate you!]

@HelpfulMatey I don’t think they’ll appreciate a conversation right now…Not after everything that was said. I wouldn’t be surprised if they hate me!

@SIMULATEDGUARD TIP: If you’d like to talk to Management, take a trip to communications!

@HelpfulMatey …Thanks Matey

@k00l_m4n4g3r @gold__memory @SIMULATEDGUARD // secret fifth option: MAKE EVERYONE KISS—

@gold__memory @SIMULATEDGUARD // secret fouth option: destroy everything

// hi. what should management do about the simulation? [ this WILL affect the future... or not! ]

@k00l_m4n4g3r Inform us on whatever you need! We will commit to it the best we can!

@HelpfulMatey would be nice.

ughh why is this all SO DIFFICULT??

@k00l_m4n4g3r You got this !

1 of many problems fixed the rest will be a challenge.

REBOOTING . . . LOADING . Ahoy there! Apologies for our insignificant inconveniences. We are now back and running ready to help our fellow crewmates!

@k00l_m4n4g3r Please . Hurts us . a lot.

@HelpfulMatey ah shoot you're also broken let me fix you first

[ERROR.] ¿TASK?: Destr— Fix Simulation.

@k00l_m4n4g3r . . . [ALERT: A Virus has been detected within the simulation codes.] TWO NEW CREWMATES ADDED: THERAPIST.¿CODE? JANITOR.CØDE

ok I'm finally well rested @HelpfulMatey give me a summary of what happened while I get back to work please

@gold__memory [VIRUS.THREAT: DETECTED ?]

@HelpfulMatey A grave mistake in your part , Matey .

Oh no.

@caffienarration When . . . We do not remember MIRA Brand Coffee Machine being a playable code . When did you - ERROR !!! Apologies, we are experiencing technical difficulties !

@HelpfulMatey Ahaha! I sure Hope So! :-))

Oh boy! I sure do hope Janitor enjoys their new body !