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When I was separated from Stanley for 23 days, it killed me. Here’s our reunion. He’s with me everyday He sleeps w me every night He is 100% by my side.

@BowTiedBroke Yay

Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.

@sirmarz1985 @CopsGoneWrong Is that Tawana?

@CopsGoneWrong LMAO that’s my old tattoo artist Revered Mike Ferguson and his wife……and he’s liberal as they come.🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

The woman smiled because she already knew what was coming 🫣

@Lex_mate No code needed.

Pls stop asking me for BF6 codes they don't trust me with them after I gave all the early access open beta ones to people who sent me pictures of their pets (genuinely this will not work but I will accept the pet pictures but I honestly have nothing this time)

@Takanawa816 Yeah it's a hot mess. All I see are click farm accounts. I'm on bluesky but not often

@HeyItsMeDead Don’t really tweet much lmao everything went to shit when Twitter turned to x for me

I wanna see Trump and Elon get into a fight

@KetelOne Please tell me this is not water in my UNOPENED Bottle of Vodka. Please explain

@wolfiecomedy I guess we’re doing this now

This website is hot trash. I used to be able to ACTUALLY interact with my small circle of folks. Now its a trash dumpster fire. If you have animals or a confectionary or are my homey I NEVER see your shit. I'm sorry.

@23airassault @bruntworkwear How do you like these? Are they steel toe?

@bruntworkwear Already in my closet.... thank you

Our most innovative release yet, the BRUNT Toe was built alongside workers who love the look and feel of a moc toe boot but hate blowing out their toes.

This website is 100% garbage

@Takanawa816 @Bornakang Yes. Yes she did.

@HeyItsMeDead @Bornakang Damn that woman really did a lot of it then

@Takanawa816 @Bornakang It eats away your cartilage and makes your nose collapse. But it takes A LOT over a VeRY long time.

@Bornakang Can someone tell me how Coke does this to your nose?! 😭😭🤣

@Takanawa816 Hahahaha that picture kills me. So good.

I think nachiii brought him to me! Because Nugget went in to the shelter on my birthday!!! Freaken crazy! I still miss you nachii and love you so much 😔

Poor thing… he doesn’t wanna eat and looks scared all the time. 😔 then he has kennel cough too… hope it doesn’t take him too long to know we are family 💜

@Takanawa816 You would do it for another 50 10 minutes

I hate this dog he makes me stand in the rain for 10 mins and another 10 and another 10 not to go poop 😒😒😒😒

@Takanawa816 Yes. Yes it does. I'm so sorry for your loss. Nachii is loved.

Does it get better?

@NickAdamsinUSA You are a bloated (27% BMI) NON-alpha male cuck. Bro look at your neck fat,

Scars are souvenirs you never lose

@hiitaylorblake Stanli (w 1 eye) says hello.

Celia’s eye before surgery 💔

Celia had her eye removed yesterday! She came to me from Alabama with a severely ruptured eye. She is feeling much better after her surgery🫶🏻 I will post a photo of her eye beforehand, below. Warning, it’s graphic.

@MelGibsonFilms is a certified pedophile,antisemite and wife beater

@Takanawa816 ipad and other stuff

OMGGG PRIME DAY TRMW!!! What y’all getting?!?! I’m getting so much 😭