— 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚
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“I have seen those awful advertisements on the television, you know, Constantin, you should read more.” He does move to sit on the edge of his bed, an unamused look upon his face.



- myself on some dating site, thank you very much. What exactly did you put on your profile anyway? Five hundred year old monstrosity, looking for a casual dinner?"

[ @PAWNBECAMEQUEEN ]






And he had the audacity to complain about Constantin?! Zoe is so much like her... Then there's him... She almost wants to cry.

“Hot lady bit my neck. Her and I are or were dating until I came here and now I’m lost.”

“Hm. I don’t know…just sorta thought because of the name and all… but uh yeah.” Adjusting himself. Fangs flashing for a second.

He says anything, and she will stake him. Without hesitation.

Moving closer to inspect Dracula’s features. “Jaws too chiseled, eyes too perfect, hair nice and shiny.. you’re not the Drac I know.”