Sir Noel Jesus KBE

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE

@HisHolyLord

Piss Sensei. Moonraker is the best Bond film. I put metal in the microwave (perfectly safe). Used to wear Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

Pissy, France شامل ہوئے Temmuz 2017

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1d

FFS.

Gareth@GarethNotGarth

@HisHolyLord Did you get a cab to stop in the end? instagram.com/reel/DWP2TLbD3…

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1d

I HAVE HAD ZERO COCKS UP MY BOTTOM.

Belts@SaintBelta

@HisHolyLord it’s Elton John’s birthday today, 79. In those 79 years he’s had so much fucking cock up his arsehole he’s blind and he can’t hardly fucking walk. Let that be a lesson to you

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·2d

@1234Swisssx8hd Hello darling x

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Swiss Don@1234Swisssx8hd·3d

@HisHolyLord Where the fuck have you been???

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·3d

🚨🚨🚨URGENT UPDATE🚨🚨🚨 me luv da punani

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·3d

THAT IS NOT ME

Belts@SaintBelta

@HisHolyLord that’s you that is ⤵️

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@SaintBelta You done your first tramp bumming yet?

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Belts@SaintBelta·1 Oca

Tweet concept theft ⤵️

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@364690 That's when the proper fun begins.

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@SwitzerlandDon Just read about it. Awful.

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Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@SaintBelta Lend us a tenner?

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Belts@SaintBelta·1 Oca

It almost upsets me that I have had the most financially successful year of my life when so many others haven’t even got a fucking pot to piss in. Almost. Cunts.

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