The Mewmarossa
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🚨 BREAKING:
🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran has agreed to put its nuclear program on the table in talks with the U.S.
- Tehran has proposed capping uranium enrichment at 3.5%, well below weapons-grade
- Iran has also offered to gradually reduce its existing stockpile of enriched uranium
- This marks a significant shift from previous positions
Source: Al Arabiya
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇮🇱🇱🇧 Israel is now openly calling it the "Gaza model" in Lebanon 2,600 dead, over a million displaced, dozens of towns near the southern border completely flattened. A several-mile-deep buffer zone Israel says it plans to permanently occupy. Deliberate destruction of civilian infrastructure at this scale, paired with mass displacement, is the definition of what war crimes tribunals were built for. The part that makes this different from Gaza is the explicit admission… Israeli officials aren't hiding the playbook. Source: NYT
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@Sneightow Great minds. I hope they've spoken at least once
since she left. x.com/HurrCat/status…
The Mewmarossa@HurrCat
@edgy_tt I didn't know about that. That's heartwrenching. It sounds like they haven't been speaking.
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Btw. I think the saddest part about that Towa comment is that it *might* mean that they don't have any contact anymore. Which can happen considering many things about the owl alongside different timezones and so on. I just hope she still has contact to some of the girls.
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@aidannonx It's like half a million actually, cause they are essentially renting the IP and the studio. Plus whatever the legal fees onion personally paid which is probably not a lot because bloomberg is bankrolling it. But yeah, the guy is super unfunny.
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Paying billions for this is crazy. Those parents fleeced
Maine@TheMaineWonk
Tim Heidecker’s first Infowars Parody for The Onion is too good. 10/10
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@AbeWashingtrump @mattforney I have some understanding of the American legal system, but I haven't followed this case very closely. Are they essentially renting the name for 6 months? I've heard that the court issued an injunction against the Onion, is that true? What did it say, if so?
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@mattforney They still dont even own InfoWars. The hearing is May 26. How do you think the Judge is going to feel about them ignoring the court order?
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THE ONION already had to sell both CLICKHOLE and the AV CLUB to pay its bills. They're going to end up selling INFOWARS in a year after hemorrhaging money on this trash.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
Painfully unfunny, zero imagination and cringe as fuck right out the gate. Called it.
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@isfjcutebear Elon wouldn't want you to know that. Guy needs unlimited indians for his factories.
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Elon, can you get some North Koreans on X?
I want to ask them how they managed to close borders without getting called a Nazi Hitler.
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Gonna be funny when they have to sell it in 6 months, and it somehow ends up back in the hands of Alex Jones
Insider Wire@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: The Onion’s liberal satire relaunch of InfoWars flops, drawing mostly negative reviews and low viewership.
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@RazorFist Weren't you supposed to go on the Quarterpounder's show recently? What happened?
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@IDGAF_Snowflake @flapprdotnet Aren't they basically renting it for 6 months? I haven't followed the case very closely recently.
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@flapprdotnet They clearly don't have a plan to monetize this.
I'm going to laugh when this thing goes belly up and Jones buys the name back out of bankruptcy.
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People have been doing Alex Jones Parody skits/videos for over 20 years.
This one is painfully unfunny and cost them a lot of money because quirk chungus or something.
Maine@TheMaineWonk
Tim Heidecker’s first Infowars Parody for The Onion is too good. 10/10
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@That_One_Guy006 @PonOnSneed He isn't a comedian, but the guy is bombastic, so he made people laugh a lot without meaning to do so. Unfortunately for this Tim dude, Alex was unintentionally funnier. Like look at this vid. You think that soulless flesh puppet comes even close to the sheer hilarity of Alex?
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@PonOnSneed Alex Jones meant everything his said. You can't gaslight us into thinking he was a comedian when he spent decades turning scizos into mass shooters.
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the onion is spending $81,000 a month on infowars to make sure you do not laugh
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@tcpatriot99 @ImperiumFirst Eh. The voice is easy to do. He's bad at everything else.
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@ImperiumFirst As much as I hate Tim, you gotta give it to him, the impression is almost spot on..
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Tim Heidecker is a redditors idea of a comedian
dead domain@DomainDead
Oh this is going to piss him off in ways we’ve never seen.
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This is way funnier than both of those. x.com/SirajAHashmi/s…
Siraj Hashmi@SirajAHashmi
This is funnier than anything The Onion or Tim Heidecker could do with parodying Alex Jones and InfoWars
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@LoesbyForIdaho @IsZomg @TheManlet_King I have nothing but spite left for Hollywood. I once loved it dearly growing up, but now that the internet broke the illusion of it, I enjoy watching it burn more than I do watching the average movie.
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@HurrCat @IsZomg @TheManlet_King Perhaps I'm too softhearted about it because I have relatives who work in film.
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Wtf is this? An insurance commercial?
priceless movie@JhaydowBet
This kind of tension always keeps viewers on edge. 😳🎥
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@edgy_tt I didn't know about that. That's heartwrenching. It sounds like they haven't been speaking.
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So what if i just curl up into a ball and cry?
Towa-sama has consistently missed Mumei over the year every time she gets reminded of her. She loved her so so much...Seeing her even leave a comment on Mumei's last video after a year hits so hard man 😭
"Ty for Mumei, I love you"
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@LoesbyForIdaho @IsZomg @TheManlet_King Any number that is bigger than the number of staff that worked on the movie is too many.
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@HurrCat @IsZomg @TheManlet_King Less than 1/5 of the first Cpt Marvel, after the money printer went brrrr in '20. More than I wish, but a strong signal to Hollywood of "stop it with this garbage."
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@LoesbyForIdaho @IsZomg @TheManlet_King Box office of 200 mil. It lost a lot of money, but that's a lot more audience than I'm comfortable with.
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@IsZomg @TheManlet_King That's a movie unfortunately. People paid to go see it.
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@TheManlet_King I thought this was AI slop but apparently this is from an actual TV show which somehow makes it even worse
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@wigger Hey Sam. Will you do an actually funny parody of Alex Jones, just as a dunk on Tim?
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