The Picasio Thompson Experiment ™️

Imma be yo Lamar Odom and you can be my Khloe Kardashian

Wait why isn’t the train stopping

The Big Arch saved me

“Let’s go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings”

1. inability to breathe 2. bad decision making / impulsive behavior 3. fear of stairs 4. rod wave lyrics 5. remnants of the past

5 signs of every fat nigga

This easily one of the funniest photos I’ve ever seen

I BROKE MY OAKLEYS

My boss asking me to send him something as I’m already walking out the office

New York such a funny city. It made you wanna do criminal activity the minute you’re off work.

I’ve had enough. In 2027, if you get married in the South during the summer months, I will no longer be attending.

I know his stomach sounded like an engine knocking

@cobyhannie Were we going

Being the only single gal in the group chat is hard

If you walk away from your computer for more than 5 minutes, Microsoft Teams will tell everyone in your company that you quit.

Candace Owen’s waking up today

Good morning to all my haters and my motivators

Does anyone know how I can contact some witches?

Having a roommate is cool cause you pay cheaper rent, but it’s not cool when there’s fucking shaved hair all over the sink. But cheap rent

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

How can I become the owner of this establishment