Flynn M. Poss

The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons: -Too many cheese references (in a world of mice) -You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise) -There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons) -Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema) -There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter) -The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon) This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.

IGN back at it again with its retarded takes. They scored CONCORD higher than most the games they review.

@blowf1y the amazing digital jaxjob

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different amazing digital circus

how it feels hopping on rivals at degen hours and instalocking my main every game

it took me 2,572 DAYS to make this Pilot... and here's the Trailer!!!

@F1ctionisntreal id play my mains ghostface and pig and still be getting people like this. I wish it was as easy as "ignore them youre better than that" when things in the game and community have only gotten worse over time

The replies bro, holy shit yall survivor mains are the least empathetic people on this earth

I played #MousePIForHire yesterday and….

THE INVINCIWOBBLE s01e08 youtu.be/uJsUBm5EFzU

@ashIyne have you considered that they're dating for the vibes

not the first time ive witnessed a disgusting guy do the most abhorrent things in a relationship and the girl still believes they can change. also it’s sykkuno🧍‍♀️she deserves better

@Myersslvt "no fun if cant bully" surv mains are never beating the allegations. They deserve all the slander but will continue getting catered to

I made it better :> I call this "Running the Har" @JabbleB #FNAF

I had to lmfao

ive seen enough rodent yaoi

all new features connect in beautiful ways

@Throat_YT i once joined his server and @TheFaithSheriff took me aside and showed me his little peanuts 😔🤢

he turned the server off 😔

enormously fat gamer girl Doreen as she eclipses her $2000 dollar gaming chair with her gigantic blubberbutt ough

I would like to develop an R-rated Elephant Daisy movie please.

@mousethegame pre ordered and itching to solve the case

1 day until MOUSE: P.I. For Hire 🐭