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Existential Dread? No problem! Throw candy at it! Throw candy at your coworkers! Back away slowly!
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Candy Witch
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Candy Witch
@InfiniteWitches
Witches|32|TX The Universe gives its hardest battles to its silliest warriors.
شامل ہوئے Nisan 2013
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in 3rd grade my teacher said I couldn't use the restroom. I considered this, thought "but I can tho" and peed my pants. She called my mom to apologize. that's when I realized we can knock all this shit over
mahrukh@parhloumahrukh
ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures
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We are either under attack or this is all a distraction from something much much worse.
New York Post@nypost
NASA nuclear engineer found dead in burned Tesla after vanishing from his Alabama home last year trib.al/pVh5KPx
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when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there
Todo Dia Gatinhos 🐾@TodoDiaGatinhos
A carinha dele sem entender que é pro bem dele 🥺
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When I worked in a grocery store, we stopped selling red delicious apples because they weren't selling enough. I had three older people ask me where they were & explained gently we no longer sell them. One lady pouted at me. This 60-something y/o woman stuck out her bottom lip +
🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾@selentelechia
accidentally mixed a red delicious apple in with the honeycrisps last time I got apples 5yo amped herself up over the "beautiful red apple," bit into it, and was Extremely Upset "Mommy. this apple isn't...good?"
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When landlords shut off the heat or send goons to evict us the police say it isn't there concern, but try and protect your neighbors from being made homeless through fraudulent deed theft and the police will brutalize you.
Chris Sommerfeldt@C_Sommerfeldt
Councilmember @OsseChi was arrested a bit ago while attending a protest against an eviction in Bedstuy. NYPD officers can be seen tackling him to the ground in this video posted on Instagram:
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“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” -George Orwell, 1984.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."
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The River of Milk in Palestine ♥️
...except it's the wastewater of an Israeli chemical plant, flowing into Palestinian land, poisoning the soil and the people
Andrey X@the_andrey_x
A chemical plant in Netanya was so poisonous that an Israeli court ordered to shut it down... instead it was moved to the West Bank
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Eye-opening moment for me was meeting a Canadian during a conference in Europe who asked us, star-struck, what was "that amazing blue-winged bird" he saw in a park earlier. We struggled, eventually realising it was a magpie. Being too used to seeing it, we forgot how cool it was
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This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic
New York Post@nypost
Endangered polar bears and cubs could be legally killed by drilling projects in Alaska under proposed new rules trib.al/S9fZ714
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Child trauma does this to you. I live with this.
This is part of people pleasing/fawning, which is a trauma response designed to avoid conflict by placing others needs above your own (and avoid the chance to be rejected by others by not interacting with others).
David@Justtdavid_
My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you
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No, the real problem is that everybody will be panicking when’s too late.
I have been warning you for nine weeks now.
Qasem Al-Ali@AlaliQasem
The oil crisis is worse than anything in modern history. Nobody is panicking. That’s the problem. 🧵
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every time trump loses an election he claims it's rigged and maga believes him because they're all stupid fucks
Pop Base@PopBase
Donald Trump reacts to the Virginia Redistricting Referendum passing: "A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA!”
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i think more redemption arcs should present a true challenge as in "what if your loved ones don't forgive you, would you still want to change?", i feel so much male character redemption is carried not by their actions but by women priorizing love over themselves.
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Meet the 2,000 years old version of Hatsune Miku featured in my Vocaloid story! An android supposedly “inspired” by the real Hatsune Miku, the survival of culture in the future hinges on bringing her back to life.
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that’s VSCO’s fault because they put half of their popular filters behind a paywall, the greed from them is what ruined the app
no name@pradaice
People used to use VSCO to do this and now people are purchasing apps do it for them…. society is losing the arts
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He stabbed her around the same place as in his animated music video. The finger with his name tattooed is missing. She had multiple linear abrasions on her hand suggesting she tried to defend herself. He dismembered her & left her to rot for 4 months in his car. Death isnt enough
TMZ@TMZ
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Celeste Rivas' cause of death has just been revealed. READ IT HERE: tmz.me/ZwxInQ8
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in primary school, a kid two years older than me pushed me against a wall and punched me in the face several times
He broke his finger, and I didn't even get a bloody nose
I got suspended for a week, and he got one detention
Despite being younger, smaller, and never throwing a punch, I was still punished more than he was, and you'd still call him the victim because he walked away worse off than I did
People who think this way have no business holding any kind of authority
The Blessed Salt 🧂@theblessedsalt
This post is an excellent litmus test for understanding of just war theory. Despite the fact that I can see how effective this would be, I must oppose it because the damage it would do to my enemy (who bashes in my mailbox) would far outweigh the good of saving my mailbox. Its disproportionality is opposed by our duty in charity (and even justice) to watch out even for the good of our enemies. (Yes, by the way, I have had my mailbox bashed in by random vandals.)
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Lucas somewhat proving that revenge is a dish best served cold. Republicans intentionally targeted her in the early ‘00s to prevent her from becoming a congresswoman, decades later she removes 80% of their seats from the state
L. Louise Lucas@SenLouiseLucas
Thank you McDonalds for hiring those facing federal job losses. Every family deserves to earn a living and that’s why we raised our minimum wage in Virginia to $15 an hour.
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We’re in the middle of a pretty important naval blockade standoff with a country we’ve threatened to destroy, so it seems like a weird time for the Secretary of the Navy to abruptly depart.
And by “weird” I mean, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Sean Parnell@SeanParnellASW
STATEMENT: Secretary of the Navy John C. Phelan is departing the administration, effective immediately. On behalf of the Secretary of War and Deputy Secretary of War, we are grateful to Secretary Phelan for his service to the Department and the United States Navy. We wish him well in his future endeavors. Undersecretary Hung Cao will become Acting Secretary of the Navy.
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What the vast majority of people in the 2000's actually liked:
1. Celebrity tabloid drama
2. Reality television and game shows
3. Dropping bombs on "A-Rabs"
4. Sentimental displays of patriotism and religiosity
5. Bullying children who didn't go along with the prior four items
CREATIONIST_FRONT@CreationistF
Emo was despised by the vast majority of people in the 2000’s. It is increasingly the only thing anyone remembers about the 2000’s. Even MySpace was primarily just a platform for organizing emo music
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