The Ingraham Diaries

@tamaraholder What's up did you get a good look at Weiner's goods and think it might be something you want to see closer. You slut.

HABEMUS DECISIAM #ZimmermanTrial

@McCainBlogette Why are you retweeting garbage from an anonymous troll? @Tark31 <--- This coward will have deleted his acct within a week.

Looks like my girl @McCainBlogette has had a little work done... youtube.com/watch?v=Bzvm7z…

You can hear me on The Savage Nation with Michael Savage coming up at 7:35pmET! #OfTheeIZing

Time to put that old Dartmouth "latent sodomites" thing behind me. CPAC 2011 here I come!

Correction: Fifty cats, "five-zero." Sorry Michele.

Thrilled Michele Bachmann has asked me to assist with her SOTU response-response. Not thrilled she intends to mention owning 15 cats.

Watching-back O'Reilly last night, noticed my Crusader-Pride Cross obscured by the GD ticker! Looking into adult booster seat for next time

Rollback Republicans repeal healthcare reform. Nice start. Let's tackle The Reformation next, no way that crock was constitutional either!

My bad! Thx @MichelleMalkin for setting me straight: Calling all Patriots to boycott Panda Express for remainder of Pres. Hu's State visit.

Send Obama a message: Calling on all Tea Party Patriots to boycott Benihana for remainder of Chinese President Hu's State visit.

Just caught interns switching out the Bigelow for SmoothMove. That explains why we've had to cut Arroyo's segment short the last 3 Fridays

Dr Laura on show pitching her book, "Surviving a Shark Attack on Land." Wish I'd read it prior to taking Imus' bet and calling her "Kramer"

Ditto, Coulter and her slasher-movie scripts... Dinesh D'Souza, not M Night Shylmalan!

Arroyo needs to stop asking me to take a look at his moles... I dated Dinesh D'Souza, not Sanjay Gupta!

Business as usual today. SECURE BORDERS FIRST!... then we'll see about MLK Day, Juneteenth and Kwanzaa.

Devine Clarity during Mass: Appt of Reince Priebus is thin end of wedge! An Amish RNC Chairman now, what's next? A Mormon running for Pres?

Can't believe I drunk-dialed Olberman last night.... Should never have agreed to help @KathleenParker "put away the last of the Xmas Cheer"

Beginning to prep/brace for Mama Grizzly's Monday night date with Sean. Thank you @kathleenparker for introducing me to Four Loko!