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– the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not
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Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍
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Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍
@IntellectTakes
A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).
America obviously شامل ہوئے Şubat 2023
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@supermega @goofygoober287 Wow. Beautiful. Thanks for showing us this. Needed this right now.
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This... this is just NOT normal... this MUST be some kind of woke European invention 🤢 Because it's most certainly NOT American! 🤢 DISGUSTING!
Zack D. Films@zackdfilms1
How To Make The Perfect Crispy TurKraken 🤤
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@bystarlight__ That's what comes with being a sissy liberal! 🤣 I don't eat pineapple on pizza because it is UNAMERICAN! 🤣 Those Italians don't know a THING about food, all they do is cooka da pizza and speak in tongues! 🤣
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i nearly threw up the last time i took a bite of pineapple on my pizza. fuck you
taoki@justalexoki
pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe
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@transralsei Oh my God... what... what is all this ridiculous woke nomenclature!? 😱😱😱 This is SURE to give me a migraine. Stop at once! 🤬🤬🤬
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Is there an identity that likes no genders
Asexuals still have an attraction to a gender
Like is there one that doesn’t want an attraction to either gender
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@FutaCockDocker Block. But I can't find the button. Please help.
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Hello @ Soda. I know where you are hiding. You might have blocked me on 𝕏, but you cannot block me in the United States, Earth. I will find you soon. Do not attempt to escape. It will only end badly for you. Soon, you too will be a Christian Patriot. ✝️✝️✝️
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@shitposts_mp4 No way 𝕏 the everything app marked this as NSFW bro that's crazy. 🤣 This is just food being prepared. What is wrong with it? 🤔 I mean I can see how maybe at a stretch you could say it is NSFW, but... wow! 😅 The folks over in the 𝕏 mod team must have VERY dirty minds! 😱
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I hear liberals LOVE these, whatever they are! 🤣🤣🤣 Not me though. I'd never eat such homosexual provender!! 🤣🤣🤣 If I wanted to feel a big sausage shooting white sauce in my mouth, I'd just go to a No Kings protest! 🤣🤣🤣 (get it? get it folks? eh? get it guys? lol!)
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If I see a SINGLE person putting graffiti on this sign I SWEAR I will bring the wrath of the Lord down upon them and their lineage! 🤬🤬🤬
Pubity@pubity
A bill to rename 40 roads in Florida after Charlie Kirk was recently shot down by lawmakers. However, a bill renaming a Florida highway to the "Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway" did pass, meaning we officially have a Charlie Kirkway.
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@Willon_Priv @StreamviDL @Jelly_shotgun I just call it being normal. Saves me the hassle of remembering those complex words! 😅
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@StreamviDL @Jelly_shotgun Thank you. Im gonna use this video to be mysogynistic or mysoginstic how tf you spell misogynistic
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"Women on their way to ruin another game made for men"
"We need to gatekeep women from all male hobbies"
"Foids"
"Yurit4rds"
🔄TRANSLATING🔄
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@Astorsers074 @DJT445 @AezAngle @RealConorOil Okay but us right wing patriots believe in all this stuff WAY more than those lefties...
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@bunburyoudoujp @esjesjesj Obviously a joke! 🙄 Everybody knows estrogen is fake nonsense. If you're supposed to be a w*man, you don't have to do some silly experimental drug like estrogen! 🤣 Injecting such unnatural chemicals to "turn into a woman" is not necessary, because you already are one! 🙄🤣
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I am trying this with only v my left hand and I will knit fox the types
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@LittleM1das_OW2 Grow
You will be normal sized by the time I'm done. Being that small is NOT normal...
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@AezAngle @RealConorOil Uhm what are you talking about? Hitler is FAR too similar to The Great White Hope (Trump, duh 🙄) to have EVER been a liberal 🙄
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@pubeswapnation @RealConorOil @MrBeast @WallStreetApes Ew, an Europoid! 🤮 Go back to your "United Kingdom" you silly person! 🤣🤣🤣
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American shows that Hersheys Chocolate Bars have changed textures
“Guys, I don't think chocolate's supposed to look like this. Why is it so like elasticy? — It's like slime — this is fake”
Hersheys has made major changes to their formula, including changing replacing cocoa butter with cheaper vegetable oils like palm oil, shea oil and sunflower oil
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@DrYoussab @modernHealthMe @elonmusk @grok So true bro you're totally right, really we should put his brain in a tank and preserve his genius long past his natural lifetime if we're thinking practically.
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@transralsei Yes! I am also a big fan! 💪 Let's go Elon for inventing the BEST social media! 💪
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