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Intestinal Bookworms

@IntestinalBookW

Arkansan with degrees in English and now law

Arkansas, USA شامل ہوئے Ekim 2012
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Intestinal Bookworms@IntestinalBookW·
🎶Jolene Jolene Jolene JoLEEENE! I'm begging of you please don't take my ham!🎶 J w/ mouth full of meat: fuck off, nerd.
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Nick Hill
Nick Hill@nondensocialist·
@IntestinalBookW @orangesrnice1 @Q_Review That’s an actual passage in the book! It might be a stretch to say that in canon she’s supposed to be indigenous American but it’s still a weird description
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Intestinal Bookworms@IntestinalBookW·
@_GVNTHER_ When God sings with his creations, will a weird ass land shark not be part of the choir?
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barrel rolls
barrel rolls@barrel_rolls·
at the zoo booing all the animals that are sleeping
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Intestinal Bookworms@IntestinalBookW·
@brad_polumbo A generous read is that bisexual people are still bisexual even if their partner is of the opposite sex.
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Brad Polumbo 🇺🇸⚽️@brad_polumbo·
Planned Parenthood just posted this on Instagram… and I have questions?!?
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Getlucky
Getlucky@Getlucky12341·
Stupid Mario Galaxy Movie prediction, Peach and Rosalina are long lost sisters, Rosalina has a framed photo of her and Peach as babies before being separated. In the post credits scene the frame breaks and it's revealed the photo was folded and there's a third sister, Daisy
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Rothmus 🏴
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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soup🍓
soup🍓@thrluv·
tupperware more like tupperWHERE is this fucking lid
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daeveningglow
daeveningglow@InlandCaGuy·
I would want a follow up question that goes: "but, like, a real fucking physical demon with horns and a pitchfork, not some bullshit metaphorical demon that caused lust or anger in your heart or whatever."
Ryan Burge 📊@ryanburge

This data is about a decade old now, but: A LOT of people believe in demons. 70% say they probably or absolutely exist. It's >90% of evangelicals and Black Protestants. 71% of Catholics. Just 22% of the non-religious, though.

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mad men pics
mad men pics@madmenpics·
Baby Gene every time he sees Don Draper:
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Avery Edison
Avery Edison@aedison·
[smiling as I add carrots, celery, and onions to my soup] ah, the holy trinity [a cloud crosses my face when I drop a bay leaf into the pot] …and the sin eater
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Darren Rovell@darrenrovell·
The "butt birth" mechanical rhino from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" just sold at @propstore_com for $59,850. The high estimate was $8,000.
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claypot.blue 🪴
claypot.blue 🪴@_claypot·
pulling up a gamefaqs guide for a game from 2004
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violet 🧠🐀
violet 🧠🐀@daintysloth·
(waking up drenched in sweat) nooo my toxins. I was collecting those
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