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Holy shit, Iran just released this video! What are we supposed to think about this?

Yes nau, my uncle is married to two wives, an Igbo woman and a Yoruba woman. In my uncle’s house, peace wasn’t something they talked about it was something they practiced quietly every day. His two wives shared the compound like two sisters who had long ago agreed that rivalry was too expensive. One cooked, the other seasoned. They both loved each other, If one was tired, the other stepped in to help. There was no scoreboard, no keeping count, He’d listened more than he spoke, settled small tensions before they could grow teeth, and never let one feel like a shadow of the other. The children didn’t know division. They ate from whichever pot was closest, slept wherever sleep found them, and called both women “Mom” without hesitation. Nothing in that house was loud, sometimes I wonder if he used jazz

Emotional 😢 ‘The Battle of Sperm’

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran's mini-subs could be America's nightmare The U.S. Navy has spent decades building the most advanced war machine on Earth. Carrier strike groups. Stealth jets. Nuclear submarines the size of small cities. And it might all get outplayed by something the size of a bus. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz, where billion-dollar hardware meets $20 million problems… and loses sleep over them. Tiny, murky, almost laughably small submarines, the Ghadir-class. The Gulf is shallow. Noisy. Cluttered. You can have the best sensors on Earth, but when the water is only 30 meters deep and filled with tanker noise, drilling vibrations, and general chaos, those sensors start guessing instead of knowing. And Iran has spent 40 years mastering that exact chaos. One Ghadir sub. One night. Dozens of mines quietly dropped into the world’s most important shipping lane. Clearing those mines? That’s weeks of slow, methodical work, all while hoping there aren’t more mines waiting, more subs lurking, more chaos queued up. Source: The Telegraph

JUST IN🇮🇷❌🇮🇱🔥 Reports have been confirmed regarding the k!lling of Ben-Gvir (National security), David Barnea (Mossad), Shlomi Binder (head of Intelligence), David Zini ( Chief of Gen. Staff) and Tomer Bar (Air Force commander) in Iranian drones/missiles strikes. 🚨media censorship have been ended in israel.

@JuhudiMinde @heiskabuka @EJ_Mwita Bado hujibu swali boss, Magu alikutetea kwenye nini? Hivi unajua Lissu alitoa wachimbaji wadogo wangapi jela bila ya kuwa na cheo chochote na hakulipisha yoyote?

@Isdory66 @heiskabuka @EJ_Mwita Lissu na Magu nan kafanya mambo Tz? Yan unataka kumfananisha lissu na magu nan alyefanya mambo kwa watanzania?

LISSU unamsema vibaya kwa lipi? Kwa kuteswa kwaajili yetu? LISSU amewahi kupata dhamana akatuangusha? Amewahi kufuja fedha zetu? Amewahi kuteka, kuumiza na kuua watu? Utamsema LISSU kwa lipi? Nadhani LISSU ni wa kuombewa kwa Mungu amfanyie wepesi na kumuongezea ujasiri.

@tibaasili3 @young29mil @EJ_Mwita Mtu anakuja kuandika essay badala ya kujibu swali....🚮

@Isdory66 @young29mil @EJ_Mwita achana naye ukishaona mtu ana kuelezea sana jua hamna kitu humo

@JuhudiMinde @heiskabuka @EJ_Mwita Jibu swali, Magu kawahi kukutetea kwenye nini? Alaf kama humfahamu Lissu na kazi zake nyuma ni bora uulize na kusoma aisee

@heiskabuka @EJ_Mwita Mwenye macho haambiwi tazama

@young29mil @tibaasili3 @EJ_Mwita Still hujajibu swali, umejitoa kwenye lipi juu ya nchi yako?

@tibaasili3 @EJ_Mwita We unanifahamu vip mpaka kuhoji royalty yangu kwenye nchi? Nadhani swal lako halina msing coz mitandaoni tunapenda kutumia parody! Regardless ya Mim Ni Nan matter of fact is wanasiasa wote wanafanana. Ukiwa bado unaona upand flan ni tofauti ujue wewe bado ni under dog wa siasa.

Jalali, Iran's ambassador to Russia, shared a video of Martyr Larijani performing prayer just minutes before meeting Putin at the Kremlin He wrote: At that moment, I instinctively felt it needed to be captured. I never imagined that one day it would be shared as a memory of a great soul

بسم الله الرحمن الرحیم ملت عزیز و سربلند ایران! الشعوب المسلمة وأحرار العالم: «بنده‌ی خدا، به خدا پیوست.» لقد لحق عبدٌ من عباد الله بربّه شهيدًا.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

Msikilizeni huyu Mwamba, noma sana

@FiatMoneyEater @MarioNawfal The bad thing israeli tried to prove it with an AI video!

In intelligence jargon, this phrasing is the equivalent of a poker player placing a big bet without knowing his cards. It is a **forcing move**—you force the other side to react. And that is precisely the point: If Israel *does not* respond with an indisputable sign of life—a live appearance, a video conference with a foreign head of state confirming it—then the Iranian narrative gains credibility. Not because it has been proven, but because the absence of counterevidence in such a situation becomes proof in itself. 😅🧐

🇮🇷🇮🇱 IRGC puts out public assassination threat on Netanyahu: "If the Zionist criminal Prime Minister is alive, we will continue to pursue and kill him strongly." The phrasing is interesting. "If he is alive" suggests Iranian media has been pushing unconfirmed claims that strikes may have hit Netanyahu, something Israel has denied. Source: IRGC Statement

BREAKING: Journalist Aditya Raj Kaul, who revealed Netanyahu’s last public appearance, has just been arrested by Israeli police. What the hell is happening ?

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 U.S. State Department is offering $10M for information on Mojtaba Khamenei, Larijani, and other top Iranian figures. But they were on the streets most of them..