Abuga the G🐐🧢

Ndio ananipikia supper before game ya Portugal ianze

Wife. Sidechic

@ngumaa__ @ianoo5_ @aab26_ Brothers against me😭😂😂

@ianoo5_ @aab26_ @IsntHimm uyo anaongea non stop 😂😂😂

What is your honest opinion about this tweep?

Wewe ushai piga picha na president?

In my prime huko campus my girl ashaienda gikomba alafu jirani akakam kwangu(mwenye we used to nack) alikua ovulation so hangengoja mamaa aende kwake ndio akuje. My girl akafika stage akakumbuka hajabeba lipgloss buana so akarudi. Nakumbuka ndio tulikua tu tumeanza round two alafu naskia kwa mlango "babe nifungulie nimesahau gloss" Long story short that girl alikaa hapo nje akapiga nduru ploti mzima ikajaa kujua wosap buana. Sisi kwa nyumba ni mechi tu siku mzima juu sada tutadu? Hapo ndio niliskianga mtu akisema hapo nje Wantam!

Having a curved d!ck is so stressful if it comes out while knacking at a speed of 370km/hr then you're cooked😭95% chance of missing entry

Opening up to a woman is like going to the future and killing yourself.

Me looking at my kid for one last time before I dissappear from their life

Goodmorning friends of Abuga🐐 Naskia mshaanza kuniita Abuga with a G-bag😂😂 Ukulima ijipe wiki hii my pals💯

Her: Babe ndio natoka Summertides with my girlies Me: Ingia tu ata sijafunga mlango

In the famous words of @edwinsifuna “HOW DO YOU TEAR-GAS A BADDIE??” #LindaMwananchi #SisiNdioSifuna #RUTOMUSTGO

Football knowledge is realising that what Haaland is doing for Norway is bigger than what Ronaldo ever did for Portugal.

Caretaker: Dinya bibi pole pole kuna watoto kwa hii ploti Me 3 counties away from my house

Leo nakula ugali na mimba ya kuku😋

How your bathroom should look when you host a girl for the weekend

Redmi unapigiwa simu inalia adi inamaliza alafu screen inawaka ikileta ile message ya missed call

acha niende nikasuport local football nikionanga kama nitatoka na bibi hio grao....

I hate having walks with my girl kila mtu anakuanga ametuangalia and I know what they think "sasa huyu alibag aje 11/10 na vile anakaa" anyway find love losers

"Si nakushow madem wa Alliance hadi waliingia kwa bus yetu"...😂😂