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@thecjsegment The funny part is that u look big asl on both lol Skip a couple meals or something

Do I look better skinny or fat?

@joe888 N perhaps wear the pajamas correctly while u r at it too

i should probably finish making curtains

@Archie_Saunders Great way to accessorize a hole that only gets pounded

Today we ask ourselves, bejewelled butt plugs, tacky or cute? I need a new one for special occasions.

@empanadadaddy23 Good! Time to pick an ED

Last night someone at work reached over the bar rubbed my belly and said “someone is getting a little chunky”

I need to come up w some sort of bs like this to make money fr

@donjackoghue U were supposed to find her w daddy ASF or during the trouble paradise era

why did nobody tell me about slayyyter

@joao_maio_29 Was it rly needed to pull it out like that?

My hair during the day / my hair during the night

@booorgan Glowing as per usual luv ❤️

only positive feedback at this time

@fitomarx Sure sure...

Realized someone at the gym tricked me to get a sniff of my pits talking about “can i get a closer smell so I recognize the deodorant” only to follow that with a huge ahh sniff I swear it felt like he was vacuuming my shit with his nose. He said thanks and left but it hit me that I never even told him which deodorant I was even wearing. WTF 😂

@jms_tny Is this a flex or a complaint

Dick short but my Covid long

@fbfbfbgtz Might as well post the whole thing at this point 🫩

Lo que va del año

Armpit smelling like canelitas or buttery cheesecake bottom crust

@urbrayfriend Can one still shave the crack at least?...

if you’re a man with hairy ass legs and under your shorts is a smooth ass you are just hairy boy butt fishing and i will not stand for it

@jaychuch00 Only right way to do it #EmbraceTheFreak

Nutting inside them, eating it straight out their hole, then spitting it in their mouth to make out with it >>>

@itsmetaylan Fatties getting too comfortable lately... Skip a meal or two maybe

ate too much cake this easter...

@joteriaas El pop mexicano nunca fue lo mismo desde los 2010s, pareciera una especie extinta 🥀🥀🥀

a veces me pregunto porque no tenemos artistas pop como slayyyter o charli xcx en mexico

@dotjjpg Oh TRUST I'd be looking at dudes Rinna opening

guy was stretching literally right in front of my face bruh his monkey was opening all the way up I tried not to look I swear

Remember when i met my downstairs neighbor and she said oh hey youre the guy that cums really loud

@cartjams @sniffiesapp Damn... Y'all rly r THAT NEEDY that cannot even enjoy a concert right? 😭

multitasking at the lady gaga concert