Geoff
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Geoff
@ItsMeGeoffrey
Hi I'm Jeff with a G I am 80 years old Don't tell ya mom






TODAY I AM MOROCCAN 🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦

Bedtime Update: Tomorrow’s version of me has been assigned several tasks. Best of luck to him. Goodnight.

Morning Update: USA investigating Argentina for fraud. USA cutting off trade with Spain. No arrests for me though. It's a beautiful day.




Hear me out: There's no need for Donald Trump to buy Greenland or to take it by force. The solution: marriage. Princess Isabella of Denmark + one extremely tall, extremely serious groom in Barron Trump = Denmark’s sovereignty over Greenland gets quietly transferred in the fine print of the prenup. No wire transfer. No awkward phone call to Copenhagen. Just one royal wedding, some very confused Danes, and America waking up with the world’s largest ice cube in its pocket. Denmark still “technically” owns it… until the cake is cut. Then it’s giving “my wife’s family land” energy. This isn’t annexation. It's family law. See where I’m going? Straight to Nuuk with a U-Haul and a flag. 🇺🇸












