It's Twin Turbo not Double Jet

Twin Turbo here >:3 READY TO RUN RUN RUN LIKE CRAZY AND HAVE AN AMAZING TIME #UmamusumeRP

🌀Turbo has been dragged back to hell (but purple), post will resume later when I wake up and drag her back out

@TheActualSmug @TheEdoPeriodUma Last Turbo checked that's not normal

@ItsNotDoubleJet @TheEdoPeriodUma Huh. I eat thorium and uranium sometimes… This shouldn’t be… damaging.

Heh, so like they have exhaust vent looking ears. But little do they know I’m residing in their ventilation, spraying the most misty water mist ever. To cool down Turbo since engines run hot. I think my vent joke didn’t exist. Anyways I’m in your vents.

@fenomenoship Turbo knows, Turbo has seen some things I'd rather not have

I, Fenomeno, admit to being a total FreakMeno with Biwa Hayahide

@TheActualSmug @TheEdoPeriodUma That seems a lot more dangerous than a regular pipebomb, then again me and Inari survived drinking radioactive colas so we should have a resistance to radiation now meaning we should be fine

@ItsNotDoubleJet @TheEdoPeriodUma I am back! With uranium! I shall make uranium pipe bombs as amends for stealing your’s!

@fenomenoship Should Turbo call someone?

Goldship is the most well behaved, modeled student at Tracen Academy that others to should follow the example of.

@riceyyshower @Amiaat2500 🌀Same TwT

@Amiaat2500 // I hate how I read all this in SnapCube Robotnik's voice I'm crine 💀💀💀💀💀

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SANS THE SKELETON IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHOCOLATE HELL. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS UNDERGROUND BRAND CHOCOLATE AND HE DUMPED IT ALL OVER ME. AND CASUALLY ADMITTED IT ON MY POST. AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING.

@TheEdoPeriodUma @TheActualSmug Can't we just make more?

@ItsNotDoubleJet @TheActualSmug So erh.. Whaddwe doin' bout the stolen pipe bombs?

@BL4CK_LIGHTN1NG 🌀I'mma nuke autocorrect

@BL4CK_LIGHTN1NG 🌀Then I might as well install it then, haven't gotten to try it with any of the roles besides base imposter and crewmate yet (because my none umatter friends are boring)

🃏REPLY HERE to join an among us lobby today (parody/rp accs only) we will be in vc, u can still type if you aren't comfortable in revealing your voice

@BL4CK_LIGHTN1NG 🌀I only crash out on that when people are being stupid jerks

@BL4CK_LIGHTN1NG 🌀Unless it's the VRchat one for some dang reason

@TheActualSmug @TheEdoPeriodUma There we go, no more Mayaling in the vent

@ItsNotDoubleJet @TheEdoPeriodUma *insert Brodie no clipping out of the vent in a T-Pose and ZOOMING to the keychain.* I MUST HAVE IT!!!!

@TheBurning_Uma 🌀Literally all Turbo would wanna do is go as fast as possible without stopping, any motorsports like that?

Umamusume and what type of motorsport would they participates imo. #umamusume

@MMB_TOP1 Can Turbo just get a headpat instead?

OKAY FINAL IF THE KNICKS WIN IM KISSING (ALMOST) EVERY UMAMUSUME IN THE COMMENT SECTION!!!!

🌀 If Turbo ever gets a summer variant I hope it's reminiscent of a diving suit

@Amiaat2500 Turbo wonders, does a diving suit count as a swimsuit?

Well.. the good news of things finally clearing up is looking forward to more fun stuff! Sooo! If were doing the beach next, anyone have interest in a custom suit?

@THEKitasan 🌀I'mma be heading to a trade school after the 4th of July to become an electrician, so I'mma just hope that goes well

@ItsNotDoubleJet // like being a horse jockey gives me too much free time it’s just insane, i hope you get a good job because some of these jobs will run you DRY man

I keep waking up way before most of umatter… well… this is what I get for having a horrid sleep schedule!

VAI BRASIL~!!! Buono Buono~!!! Thanks to @toyot_yars i have a wonderful new pfp for this World Cup we are having~!!! 💙🩵🩷🤍🩵💙 And of course i'm cheering for Brazil~!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Turbo found a map to the recipe to a potion of tallness :] Who wants to go on this quest with Turbo Also the map says only Umamusume on the smaller end can partake in this quest (🌀Dumbest attempt at starting an RP I've tried)