lisa

Dear White People, Whether the "N-word" ends in a -er or an -a is a distinction that you have zero standing to make. None. Don't try.

finding out identical twins can never be the opposite sex is news to me LMAO

I just watched this 20 times in a row 😂🤣

I’m probably, more than likely, going to die alone. And I’m ok with that.

Somewhere a pizza place is missing a tablecloth.

Woman makes cat accessories and uses her black cat as a model to sell them

DOOCY: If Iran tries to hit us back, have you been briefed about how many Iran sleeper cells there could be inside the US right now? TRUMP: I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden with his stupid open border. But we know where most of them are.

Birdman: "I got enough power to help everyone" Inmate: "We need books" Birdman: "So you think reading books gone help y’all?"

JUST IN: Petri dish of human brain cells grown on a microchip has learned to play DOOM.

That $2000 you worked hard for is better than $10000 that's given to you for free