Joe Bell

@petrillic Finally, now I know how to exit vim

Welp, it’s been real

they made a miniseries about wework but this shit is 10x wilder

@petrillic Just installed updates on my dishwasher

Just Cooperate, 1991

Of course $DOGE is up

It looks like I’m having a cookie

@jayholler The latter

Danasaur

can't stop thinking about this fucking video

A reminder for the coast: There will be a test of the tsunami sirens today at about 10:20 a.m. as part of the Great Washington ShakeOut. 🚨PLEASE DON’T CALL 911. 🚨 Instead, research the tsunami evacuation routes around you. Learn more at mil.wa.gov/tsunami #shakeout

I see this and I think, "Yeah I'll put that in the basement so I can tweet about it in ten years". A 4-count pack of Oreo Thins, featuring Clippy on the package, plus a "ClippyDippy" (!?), are $0.00, plus shipping: oreo.com/oreo-thins-sna…

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It’s smoky in Seattle and I swear it smells like pumpkin spice

If you haven’t seen American Movie, you should

I saw him and Mark once or twice walking along the oak leaf trail in Milwaukee and was just struck by how genuine their friendship was. I know that sounds silly but to see it in a movie vs. two buddies out for a stroll I just remember thinking “This is really who they are”

RIP Mike Shank 😞