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Jeremy Bartels
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Patrick is a 34-year-old orangutan at the Metro Richmond Zoo who recently became an online sensation after a video of him tying a perfect double knot went viral.
To celebrate his birthday, the zoo gifted him a royal cloak, which he tied neatly on his own 🦧
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Mitch Larkin has an uncanny knack for knowing when someone will become famous. But when he hedges his bets on a risky asset—the volatile Syd Morris—Mitch realizes he’s met his match.
MEAT PUPPETS, by Hannah Smart
5.5.26
Available for preorder now:
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Granta was saddened to hear of Alexander Kluge’s death. In honour of his life and work, we have lifted the paywall on his essay for Granta, ’Today We Just Say Germany’.
granta.com/today-we-just-…
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Sorry to hear that happened to you man. Maybe some kind of hugely expensive vertical farming scheme could help you — and revitalize our city’s downtown core
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@CHRISF0GLE Bluesky gets a bad rep on here, but it truly is less combative and way less fashy. You might consider it.
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Idk I’ve noticed that in my real life I’ve gotten more defensive and combative bc I’m primed to treat everything as a bad-faith attack even though people don’t really do that irl and the ones who do are assholes nobody likes
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Guy who thinks bathroom trash cans are for throwing out toilet paper you’ve wiped your ass with
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN
Toilet paper goes in the toilet, and I’m not going to argue about it with anyone. Having a trash can in the bathroom is unhygienic.
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One of those jokes that shapes your sense of humor for the rest of your life.
On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦@dailysimpsons
33 years ago today, Mr. Burns hired a group of strike-breakers — “the kind they had in the ‘30s.” “Last Exit to Springfield” first aired on March 11, 1993.
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About 8 or 9 years ago, I stopped at a White Castle for a meal. One customer was in what was clearly hunting camo and another customer thanked them for their service. Reminded me of Homer saluting the ice cream men.
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This can't be a recent price, that's far too cheap for 2025-2026
Footy Scran@FootyScran
Currywurst & Pommes at SV Alemannia Waldalgesheim, Germany 💶 €5.50 (£4.70)
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St Michael’s Church in Kreuzberg has been a fixture of the city since the 19th century; its architect August Soller died during construction and is buried inside. The Engelbecken was going to be a public pool when it was created in 1926, but the plan was stopped by Catholics.
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My pottery haul from Arizona. Stuffed all of this in my suitcase and somehow nothing broke on the plane. The fish and smaller tiles are from Cosanti, the rest were found at various antique and thrift stores.
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A while back I challenged myself to write a flash fiction that feels like a whole novel, and, well, this was my attempt. ⬇️
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