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@Madonna Just like Madonna will always be the material girl Joker Card will always always be the horny boy Listen loud on SoundCloud and dance

@goddek FVCK YES!!!!!!! @goddek

Why would they write something so obvious like this on pizza boxes in the United States?

@octopuscaveman HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAAAAAAAA

My friend encountered a well known politician in a men’s restroom. This man, who I won’t name, was obviously staring at my friend’s penis around the dividers at the urinal. My friend said “hey aren’t you Lindsay Graham?” and this man who I won’t name, got scared and left.

@jakipz “I’m fantasizing about you, goddamn, I want you so bad, oh baby, you’re making me a horny boy” HORNY BOY Joker Card 🍆🤤

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@TateTheTalisman IT WAS DONE IN THE NAME OF MAN-MADE RELIGION TO TRY TO KEEP BOYS FROM MASTURBATING. HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING HYGIENIC OR NOT. GOD GAVE MAN FORESKIN. MAN TOOK IT AWAY BECAUSE MAN IS TOO HORNY AND CAN’T HELP HIMSELF.

I had no idea how butt hurt circumcised men are about men with their full dicks intact. Was totally unaware this was a thing until I made a joke today. Why are they so upset?

@ClownWorld MAGIC MIRROR!!!!

This man claims he looks 17. He says he’s a 36-year-old model but still gets mistaken for a teenager

@SpeakerJohnson HOW MANY GRINDR HOOK UPS DID YOU HAVE TODAY?!? @SpeakerJohnson

Today, we celebrate the resurrection and the hope we have in our risen Savior! “The angel said to the women, ‘Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said.’” (Matt. 28: 5-6) Happy Easter from the Johnson family.

@catturd2 TIME TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU’RE NOT POLITICIAN AND YOU DO NOT WORK IN GOVERNMENT @catturd2

Time to declare France an enemy of the United States.

@WhiteHouse GOD, SEND THE FLOOD!!!!!!!!

TOMORROW 🇺🇸 President Donald J. Trump joins the military in the Oval Office for a news conference. American strength. Full display. Don’t miss it.

@RealPresidentT SATAN!!!!!!!!!!! SEND THE FLOOD NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GOD AINT LISTENING

I love Easter and I’m a big fan of Jesus. But it took Jesus three days to come back to life. I got shot in the head and was standing in three seconds. I’m not saying I’m better than Jesus. From what I’ve been told, he was a good guy. Big fan of mine. But I may be tougher than him

@smalls2672 Jesus and all biblical figures were aliens The Bible was written by man just like every other book

I am so goddamn sick of religious fanatics. Whether its christ is king, jewish supremacy or jihad. You're all fucking psychos in a death cult. Your god isnt real. Your stories are lies and ancient books dont give you deeds to land. You're all a bunch of pedo freaks and a detriment to free societies who want live in peace.

@mariana057 WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SUBTRACT?

Take your age and add 5 years to it. That is your age in 5 years.

@supertanskiii HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Seen some really disgusting comments regarding Trump on social media. People are going around saying the most awful things like “I hope he’s ok” or “I hope he pulls through”. Makes me sick.

@TechToonDaily @goddek HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 As stupid as people are Stupider are the judges that let this crap slide

@goddek One idiot successfully eating the box and winning a lawsuit would cost more than reminding ten million customers how pizza works.

@TheBritLad FAKE! @TheBritLad

🚨HOLY SHIT: In Atlanta, Georgia, an entire airport terminal fell silent as hundreds suddenly started to pray. Moments like these remind us that our nations were built on Christian values. Christianity is on the rise globally. Happy Easter, everyone. 🙏

@EricTrump PUT UP A WARNING SIGN FIRST!!! @EricTrump

Happy Easter Friends! Hope you are all having a wonderful day!

@genesimmons People that are money hungry, will starve their whole life The more you have the more you want, and you will never be satisfied Not a good way to live Winning in life is not just about making money @genesimmons

This is a loser’s question. Warren Buffet, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk all get up every day and try to make more. No matter how much they’ve got. Get out of your losers’s mentality, and try to win in life, every day.

@SarahHuckabee GOD IS AN ALIEN, AND SO ARE ALL BIBLICAL FIGURES

He is not here. He has risen. Seven words that changed the world. Happy Easter!

@PeteHegseth GOD IS AN ALIEN @PeteHegseth

God is good.

@StephenM You didn’t burst into fire after saying this? @StephenM

Wishing all Americans a blessed and wonderful Easter.

@AntiTrumpCanada HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The motherfucker’s gonna claim he died and will roll out a full resurrection announcement tomorrow, isn’t he?