Jimmer Clark

@HabsOnReddit Dobeš should be allowed to have a sock full of bars of soap tp beat everyone's ass, 12 fuckin shots all game. Dudes carried this team basically the entire playoffs.

The Habs went 24+ mins without a shot to end the game

@HabsOnReddit Montreal out there frosting cakes with all that icing for fucks sake, hey get control of the punk dump it in.....

The Habs lose 3-2 in overtime vs the Hurricanes. They’re trail 2-1 in the series. Thoughts? 🤔

Carey Price got zero goals Jakub Dobes gets zero shots

@HabsOnReddit Watch Carolina score some soft as baby shit goal now

Mike Matheson hits the post

@HabsOnReddit Swinging between my daddies knees

How old were you the last time the Habs had a shot on net?

@HabsOnReddit One more and he gets a free Tim Hortons coffee

It’s been a rough game by Kaiden Guhle, who gets his second penalty tonight

The Habs are getting a PP

@HabsOnReddit You're about 10 seconds ahead of my YouTube tv feed

ELITE SNIPER MIKE MATHESON

The Habs fail to score on the PP

@HabsOnReddit When you get the puck in their zone.......

The Habs get the first PP of the game

@Orioles Holliday goes 2-3 with a homer and a walk on Friday, guess what buddy have a seat. Elias and Sig can take their analytics and their computers and shove em straight up each other's asses

Lining up for Game 1 of the doubleheader.

Frederick Andersen in 8 games in two rounds: 10 goals allowed Frederick Andersen in the first 8:28 mins of game 1 vs the Habs: 4 goals allowed

ELITE PLAYOFF OVERTIME SNIPER ALEX NEWHOOK

Konsta Helenius scores to make it 5-3 Sabres vs Habs

@HabsOnReddit They seem to piss down their leg playing at home this postseason

The Sabres have scored 3 unanswered goals since the Habs were up 3-1

@NicClaxtonGOAT @HabsOnReddit

@HabsOnReddit Don’t take a penality after scoring challenge

The Habs get a penalty

@HabsOnReddit Top shelf, that's where mama keeps the cookies

ELITE PLAYOFF SNIPER IVAN DEMIDOV

ELITE PLAYOFF SNIPER ARBER XHEKAJ

@PaulValleIII Elias likes his girls collage age young and his signings almost at AARP age

The Orioles bringing in Tommy Pham is like the Ravens signing OBJ minus the vibes. It's been 3 years since the 38-y.o. OF was even semi-relevant