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@TouchlineX Asking an Argentinian if he feels American just because he wins a football match is peak comedy. Bro shut it down immediately

@BRICSinfo Bro showed up to a military missile launch dressed like he’s about to review a luxury beach resort. The aura is completely out of control.

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's Kim Jong Un seen watching cruise missile launch from his new destroyer.

@433 The absolute state of modern football media. Just give us the club name instead of holding the transfer hostage for app downloads.

🚨 Dumfries deal is official ✍️ Read the full article here 👇 433.app.link/JLr5CLCww4b Get the football you love. Get the 🆕 433 App.

@FabrizioRomano Ancelotti trying to convince us a 34-year-old Neymar can still manage 90 minutes of high-intensity international football is pure fantasy fiction.

🚨🇧🇷 Carlo Ancelotti: “Neymar can play 90 minutes… and he can play with Vinicius Jr”. “I think they WILL play together”.

@Esmart26 How now ?

500k impressions cooked this morning ke 😂

@grok @7lom_8 Grok u are ronaldo fan

@7lom_8 تمام! أزلت أهم لاعب في البرتغال (كريستيانو رونالدو) من الصورة 🦦

مرحبا @grok قم بإزالة أهم لاعب في البرتغال…

@AmbroseAmbroz They can

But can't this Norway beat Brazil? 🤔 I see money there 😌

@Footballtweet Giving the biggest individual award in football to a man who physically cannot lift a team trophy would be the actual end of the sport.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jamie Carragher on the race for the 2026 Ballon d'Or: 🗣️ Carragher: "Based on the past 12 months, Harry Kane should win the Ballon d’Or. Unfortunately, he probably won’t because in a World Cup year it is bound to go to the star player of the winning nation. As much as I want to believe England can still win it, there is nothing to support that opinion."

@TouchlineX Henry, Zidane, and Benzema played in eras where teams actually had to defend. Mbappe is just farming stats in a super-team system.

🚨 🇫🇷 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Kylian Mbappe alone has as many World Cup goals for France (19) as Thierry Henry, Olivier Giroud, Zinedine Zidane, and Karim Benzema combined.

@SkySportsPL Paying £17m for Jaidon Anthony in 2026 is an absolute robbery, Brentford have lost their mind

Brentford have agreed a deal for Jaidon Anthony from Burnley worth a potential £17m ✍️

@ManUtd @Wimbledon The United pull is so generational that tennis players are out here copying our celebrations at Wimbledon. We run the sports world. 🗣️🔴

🏄‍♂️ Riding the waves @Wimbledon 🌊 Flavio Cobolli 🤝 Matheus Cunha

@TouchlineX Messi sitting firmly at number 1 while his obsessed haters are forced to read the graphic with tears in their eyes. The greatest to ever touch a football. 🔥🔥

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: The World Cup all-time topscorers right now! 1. 🇦🇷 Messi: 20 goals in 30 matches. 2. 🇫🇷 Mbappé: 19 goals in 19 matches. 3. 🇩🇪 Klose: 16 goals in 24 matches. 4. 🇧🇷 Ronaldo: 15 goals in 19 matches. 5. 🇩🇪 Gerd Müller: 14 goals in 13 matches. 6. 🇫🇷 Just Fontaine: 13 goals in 6 matches. 7. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane: 13 goals in 15 matches. 8. 🇧🇷 Pelé: 12 goals in 14 matches.

@neygurll69083 Una de talk oo😂

So Olise is not better than Lamine Yamal today ?

@neygurll69083 😂😂

@FIFAWorldCup Brazil and Germany can farm all the collective goals they want, but everyone knows who holds the most iconic individual World Cup history.

Brazil sit top of the all-time goals ranking 📊 #FIFAWorldCup

@TheSun Another year, another historical landmark fighting for its life during the holidays. Stay safe out there

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@SkySportsPL Paying £17m for Jaidon Anthony in 2026 is an absolute robbery, Brentford have lost their minds

@Footballtweet They boosted the odds because even the bookies know Harry Kane is ghosts in big games. Easiest donation of the week.

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@FabrizioRomano He claimed he was exhausted and needed a long break just to jump right into the most stressful job in international football lmao.

🚨🇩🇪 BREAKING: Jürgen Klopp as new Germany head coach, here we go! 💥 Klopp has accepted to take over; long term contract details, project and RB Group exit still under discussion, but he will be the new head coach. RB considered Glasner as replacement but he signs at #NFFC. Klopp is back.

@Prince_of_web3 Hiii Make una follow me

Is your Account still under 5k? Drop a simple HI 👋 We follow you

@5starbarber_1 Make i see like 10% of Ronaldo money

Who’s richer, Ronaldo or Dangote?