Jake Dardzinski

explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured

every time i try to talk about tv shows on this god forsaken app

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

with no nuance bc it's not true, & that's one of the hardest parts abt living with a disability. Being held back from things that you're so passionate about & worked so incredibly hard for, or from menial things that it seems everybody else can do like driving, bc of something

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp

Please don’t leave me I scale really well late game

The scariest finding in this paper: the subjects couldn't tell it was happening. UPenn ran this study on 48 healthy adults. One group slept 8 hours. Another slept 6. Another slept 4. For 14 straight days. They tested cognitive performance every 2 hours from 7:30am to 11:30pm. The 6-hour group's reaction times, working memory, and sustained attention deteriorated on a near-linear curve. By day 14 they were performing at the same level as someone who hadn't slept at all in 48 hours. The 4-hour group hit that threshold by day 6. Here's the part that should unsettle everyone who thinks they "do fine" on 6 hours: the subjects' self-reported sleepiness flatlined after the first few days. Their brains kept getting worse. Their perception of how impaired they were stopped updating. The cognitive decline was invisible to the person experiencing it. The researchers found a hard threshold. Any wakefulness beyond 15.84 hours in a day produces cumulative neurobiological cost. That cost compounds every single day you exceed it and does not reset with a weekend of sleeping in. About 35% of American adults sleep less than 7 hours a night. 40% of those get 6 hours or less. In 1942 that number was 11%. We built an entire professional culture around a sleep schedule that this paper says is functionally equivalent to pulling consecutive all-nighters. "I'm fine on 6 hours" is the most common response to sleep research. The first thing chronic sleep debt destroys is your ability to notice chronic sleep debt.

Havent posted a lot on here recently but my friends at @RCWargaming helped me bring an idea ive had a long time to life: What if you could draft Warhammer 40,000 armies? The result: beautiful chaos youtu.be/45FuSVtdQzQ?si…

Pokemon champions is a social experiement to prove pokemon fans will accept anything

pokemon fans are the easiest people to please I have ever seen in my entire life. they gleefully slurp up more slop than any other fanbase in video games, movies, media, music, sports. anything in that context, the backlash champions is receiving on launch is quite extraordinary

you could say you enjoy playing 6v6 competitive pokemon and hundreds of people will call you insane

pokemon took the most beautiful game humanity ever created, unsolved by AI and orders of magnitude more complex than chess, and turned it into a dumbed down slop app

Who tf invented 7 rounds of interviews? Is this a job or are we officially dating?

read worm

Just so we're clear, Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany.

there is literally no funnier way i could've imagined this. like that's it. that's the funniest possible version of how the olaf animatronic would power off

you ask someone how the job search is going and they just look at you like this