El Zeppelli

Life's nothing but an anthology of short stories made for you to read them right before you die.

Lace up your boots gaffer, you’re starting gameweek 1

No mames, hay como 3 videos donde Javier Aguirre cagotea y exhibe a Rafa Márquez por intentar dar indicaciones y ahora resulta que lo dejó tomar la decisión de hacer un cambio al 80’ en el partido más importante del mundial jajajajajajajajajja

Los del Toluca viendo que todas las morras escogen Chivas o América

tiene un cochinero de playlist JAJAJAJAJAJAJAKAJAJ lo amo #chivastwt #mexicotwt

Qué pedo con las morras JNAAJA salieron bien vergueras

Cómo me encanta el primer clip, se ve bien lindo haciendo sus ejercicios

A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft

No se vayan a ir a jugar a Estados Unidos otra vez pendejos

Tuvo que llegar el día de hoy para darme cuenta que no valoré la ronda de grupos lo suficiente.

Introducing the Class of 2026 🎓

Giannis says he showed up EARLY to work out with Kobe, and the Black Mamba made him pay for it “Working out with Kobe, I showed up before him. I love that I did it, but it was a mistake” “Kobe came and said, ‘What are we gonna do?’ I said, ‘Whatever you tell me to do.’ He said, ‘Go right, make 25.’ I usually make four or five. I said, ‘Yeah… make 25.’ I made 25. ‘Okay, go left, 25.’ Then, ‘Go right, two dribbles’” “We worked out for two hours, intense, and I’m thinking, I shouldn’t have shot before this, I’m tired, I wanted to show him my best version” “But here’s what players won’t do today: they won’t be vulnerable. They won’t show weakness, or show appreciation to somebody better. If you always think you’re the best, you can never learn” “I had my notebook, I asked a lot of questions, he answered every single one, and never made me feel like we were running out of time. It was one of the best experience in my career”

Canónicamente existen los nacos en Pokémon

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Geovany Quenda has joined Chelsea from Sporting. He cost £44M and has signed a 44-year contract. (Source: @ChelseaFC)

Man that AIG sponsor gave me a feeling.

Que no nos extrañe cuando las ARMY se organicen para comprar al Santos, le cambien el uniforme a uno de color morado, empiecen a traer puros jugadores coreanos al equipo y saquen a la venta un army bomb con el escudo del equipo y vayan al estadio cada sábado en la noche a encenderlo y salgan campeonas en su primer torneo hdspm

Si te gustaba Nirvana de morro ya estas pensando en cuantas copas del mundo te quedan. Y esta culero.

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career.

¿Me estas diciendo que en el partido contra Brasil y mientras el resto peleaba, @ErlingHaaland se fue a tomarse el agua de Allison Becker? Jajajajajajajajajaja estoy amando con locura a es pendejo ♥♥♥

@miseleccionmx La gente quedó con ilusión, está más cercana que nunca Hagan los moletours pero acá en México Jueguen en Querétaro, Monterrey, Guadalajara, Puebla, Torreón Basta de Arlington, Houston, California