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Comedian Njugush has finally confirmed that he parted ways with his wife Wakavinye late last year. The two have been married for over 10 years, with businesses together and two sons. It’s said the marriage started experiencing turbulence when our boy Njugush caught Wakavinye receiving her voltage electricity from a young, strong Gen Z who apparently operates on a three-phase transformer with no blackout schedule. Njugush would come back for inspection at his Kakuma power station only to find the site already generously watered like a well-irrigated shamba after long rains. My guy thought maybe the wife was yearning for his holy tree thus the wetness,, kumbe kakuma power grid had a new caretaker doing overtime shifts, even on public holidays. Little did he know he was clocking on another man’s cum acting as a lubricant,,,, mailood ni Mbayaa! Women are Omena😭!! The two are now in the process of separating their joint businesses, investments, and setting up a proper co-parenting mechanism as they finalize their divorce. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Chelsea had a good spell between 2004 and 2021, winning the league here and there and picking up a few European trophies, mostly irrelevant ones. They were an irrelevant club before that and an irrelevant club after. They never dominated the league, and they never built a dynasty like Manchester United, Manchester City, or Liverpool. If 15 trophies in 15 years makes a club big, then damn me.

What 4? I can only name Hato.

I’m glad he threw the players under the bus.

🤣cost sharing si heri I go solo and I will get to meet other niggas huko. Ama

“SebC” was telling me Chelsea was bad because of Maresca, not due to their excellently mediocre players. He also said Maresca, who’s about to succeed Pep at City, was never going to work in football again. A perfect retard with an audience, just what current world is about.