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@vacuumedfrog @NofapSamurai Real

@NofapSamurai After the first 30 days you meet your succubus, but noone talks about that

What actually happens on Day 120 of Hardmode NoFap: ・Morning wood hurts like hell ・Girls stare 3 seconds longer in public ・Your voice drops an octave overnight ・Random girls DM you “you look different” ・ You stop giving a fuck what people think ・Your bank account starts growing by itself ・You look in the mirror and think “who the fuck is this Chad” ・S*x feels like the first time again ・You realize po*n was literally killing you
 Day 120 you’ll laugh at how weak you used to be. #Nofap

@Wise why are you not depositing my paycheque?

@Xanthais @Rothmus This right here. It's generational teachings which disappeared at the boomer level

@Rothmus Because no one's taught them how to cook. I watch a few gamer streams, and every now and then they have a "who can make the best X" video. Its sad watching no one have basic cooking skills.

@DominionSoc Let's goo @elonmusk in the ranks

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@anonchain Anon Indian sympathizer. Unfollowed and blocked.

Polymarket just called Indians “Jeets” and we think we’re going to onboard another wave of normal well-adjusted people to crypto? At least they capitalized it lmfao

everything is going to be fine.

@y0lloo Is it MOG?

The US military conducted another strike against a vessel in the Caribbean, killing three people, according to Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. cnn.it/3JB8T2Y

@palis Fake and gay. I know someone who married a Chinese national. He picked her up straight from china. 10 years later she's divorcing him, joining a cult and taking 50% of everything he has.

If you’re wondering why Asian women dethroned white women in the West it’s because white women will disparage you over every hobby you enjoy in your free time, believe all traditional female gender roles represent slavery, forces you to watch 12+ hours of demonic Hollywood propaganda every week, expects you to pay for everything but doesn’t care about or respect your work or time, and tries to use blow jobs as a reward to control you Meanwhile Asian women will hard carry you through diamond in duos, she does your laundry out of tidiness OCD without even consciously acknowledging she’s done it, she regularly makes professional intros for you through her circle of friends from school and actively tries to understand your career goals, regardless of political differences she keeps ideology separate from the home, and she knows half a dozen recipes passed down over a few hundreds years

@LogitechG What's with the hidden Hell message

Imagine pulling up to this house

@KimDotcom Dealing with a pulmonary embolism right now. First day of meds is hardcore. Hope I don't die

I’m back. I survived a brainstem stroke. Let’s get those fuckers 💪🏻

The Quebec médical system is under hostage by the "professionals" in that system. They are throwing people at the ER hoping to engorge the stats for their negotiations. Evil.

@YukonStrong Basically doing the devil's work. I see

Bank of 🇨🇦 warns of incoming lower standard of living. This means: -a spike in divorce rate -more crime, abuse, and addiction -layoffs -deficits & inflation -higher cost of living and rent -tax hikes + new taxes -increase in cost of energy, utilities

@SafeBet81472836 @JustBins I'm sure many would volunteer. I have a feeling inside many many would. Just having him run in back of a car too right?

Spotted on the Edenwold grid a couple kms east of highway #6.

@JustBins Fck it, get him. Get him now

We’ve identified, located, and reported the man seen dragging a dog from a vehicle outside Regina. We’ve also discovered many other animals at his residence. We’re letting the authorities handle it first and will update.

@JayGenXer Wearing an American baseball league disguised as Canadian jersey. Just like him, he thinks he's Canadian. All the delusions

This is 100% INTENTIONAL dissolving of Canada’s Businesses! If you can’t see it, you are BLISSFULLY RETARDED!

@ChrisBarber1975 Crazy that your post gets raided by these booster fucks. Stay strong

We learned in court that it's the Ontario attorney generals office in Toronto who has been actively seeking to forfeiture and destroy #BigRed, my livelihood and life for the last 22 years. Controlled by the fraud Ford 🤔

@Jayde8700 And I didn't even see it 🤣

How does one ad cost 75 million dollars?

@kpac_15 Calgary is the only place I've gotten robbed, and I lived in Mexico for 5 years

These two F’s robbed my 14yo son at knifepoint to his throat to steal a backpack/ belt outside McDonald’s in South Calgary. The dipshits then posted pics of themselves with the stolen merch in their possession with the same clothes on as in the security footage.