Joe

Whoever decided to let me be an adult is a fucking idiot.

@zachbeeson22 @JohnnyMilbfan I have no idea how/why the alliance formed. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@JerkStoreJoe @JohnnyMilbfan

Brother @JohnnyMilbfan and I formed an alliance 4 years ago. Now our teams do the same!

turns out there is one course that gives Tiger trouble drivers ed.

Oh, hello, screen I will be looking 2,638 times over the next seven months.

T-minus 1 hour until I get to watch the Royals score 1 run for the first time in 2026

.@livvydunne u single now ?

my most boomer take is that there should not be interleague play on opening day

Back in my day Netflix was used for background noise when you were trying to hook up with a girl not for MLB opening day.

Happy Opening Day, St. Louis 🤝🎉

How did the first ABS challenge in the history of MLB go? No idea. It was during a managerial interview.

It's a beautiful day for baseball. #OpeningDay

Stop interviewing players while they’re playing a game, on the field or in the dugout. Stop.

Dear Baseball: I love you. Unconditionally. Forever. Stop doing on-field interviews. — Jamey Newberg

Installment 197 of my #MiLBHatHistorySeries is here!! Today we’re talking about a former team from the New York-Penn League…the awesome Queens Kings!!! Hope you enjoy!!

My old man GET OFF MY LAWN take is get sports off the streaming platforms.

@zachbeeson22 @MLB @Yankees @SFGiants @netflix @GhirardelliUS @sarahanne8907 @MLBNetwork Yeah you’re probably right

@JerkStoreJoe @MLB @Yankees @SFGiants @netflix @GhirardelliUS @sarahanne8907 @MLBNetwork tbh, I think it's just the way the sun is shining. Lighting, shadows, and angles are goofy in the Bay Area.

@MLB ⚾️ @Yankees vs @SFGiants ⚾️ ⚾️ is always on here but hits different when MLB starts. On @netflix is kinda weird but thankfully it's Matt Vasgersian calling the game. Anyways, it's late evening so we're relaxing with some @GhirardelliUS, a San Francisco, CA invention.

“It shall be called Opening Day and will be a huge celebration of spring, rebirth and baseball culminating in one single game played at night on a streaming network.” “Why not play many baseball games during the day?” “Nobody knows.”

A fantastic episode of the EFA today. I can’t wait to get up to Portland to catch a SeaDogs game this summer.