Johnny fingerhands

@evilassgoku Exactly!

the combine when Gordon freeman gets teleported into a random train in city-17:

i lost my son during a prop hunt game 14 years ago

EPIC GAMER COMIC 377

i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on

@bigbootymagyar 🇩🇲

@JerryComma93060 🏳️‍🌈

Enjoy the blowjob, but REFLECT on it.

PEASANT OBAMA: Gotta have them oats...and turnips too!

Lies. They are brewing him. Into a Lager 🍺 or perhaps an Ale 🍺 maybe even something a little more exciting like a Bourbon 🥃 or a whiskey 🥃

@bigbootymagyar Wow.. really.. i... got.. to... spread... the... word..

@JerryComma93060 this tweet made me slit i hope ur happy.

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@bigbootymagyar #crackaaaa

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@evilassgoku Why u send that,,

@bigbootymagyar The funniest one ever,,

@bigbootymagyar It's just too good,,

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