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Perhaps I’ll do backpayments on any nudes I’ve sent over the last decade. 4get onlyfans, it’s all about onlyexes

@_josh_ellis_ I agree, I am not looking forward to it 🥑🥒🥦🍏

@JessicaaSamson Sounds harder IMO

Eatin roast potatoes with my eyes closed because I cannot look at another one but I also can’t stop. I NEED AN INTERVENTION

The Uk has seen 3 prime ministers since the last time I’ve had a shag I’m devastated

My liver will suffer enormously to get me through this, I am cold

Turns out my reluctance to camp is absolutely justified

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

@_josh_ellis_ Looool I did not deliver

@JessicaaSamson Ur fam

Thinking about why your family need to ask if you have a boyfriend twenty thousand times per event

Me: not bothered about babies in the SLIGHTEST Also me: shocked and overwhelmed at my love for this extraordinary fresh human that I can’t get enough of

RT @HenrieVIII: I am sick to my stomach. Even if the girl smelled of weed why does that constitute a STRIP search when the MINOR is on her…

@eephoee Insightful xx

I’m honestly so good at standing and also sitting

RT @LaurenKateMH: The Sarah Everard narrative has completely changed. It’s not that she was just walking home, it’s that she was stopped an…

@jimturner__ @CustThermometer @AndyVeal @LilyBlanchet You GUYS 😍😍😍😍😍

Sorry but an appropriately booked london to leeds train is absolutely revolutionary, 0 stress, maximum breathing room, 1 point to Covid x

@jazzleoxo @jessiecave I’ve heard this is great a few times!! Next on my list x x

It has no business being 200 degrees in the North East of England, I am dying

RT @rubymoira: We fancy jack grealish