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Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

Trying to find a gif before the chat moves in

@sansacinema Bronn

who in asoiaf would be a massive stoner

@propcomiic @willmgreenhalgh I paid 9 grand for a year of zoom calls what are you on about

@willmgreenhalgh why are you LYING

It’s actually fucking hilarious the cards anyone born from like 2000-2005 in the UK have been dealt

@farzyness No Viggo??????????????

OH. MY. GOD.

I miss my good friends dunk and egg a lot

Is this what LOTR fans felt like in 2003 leading up to Return of The King?

when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened

@Kazanir @parakeetnebula We found the RetardReader folks

@parakeetnebula I think every time a blue check posts something so vacuous and facile, they should lose one of the bulbs on the checkmark until finally being hellbanned once all 8 petals are gone

I think you can tell how smart or dumb someone is by the cadence they adopt when they read out loud. Everyone has a characteristic “reading out loud” cadence that probably comes from 1 or 2 core influences from when you first learned to read. And that cadence shapes how you quietly read in your mind. And that cadence influences how you process written information, which impacts intelligence.

the vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

gay person: i’m gay autistic person: im autistic that one gay autistic friend: play nightreign with me

@DBow1985 @uncledoomer Dawg

@uncledoomer I thought that was a horse/elephant dick at first.

first monster energy of the day

When Dunk stands back up

@ffanifany @DannyBrownShow ????

@JamesDHGrimes @cowboyfantome Fr the hedge knight is such a similar story???

@cowboyfantome It's giving a 2010s version of "A Knight's Tale"

top1 thing i wish i witnessed with my own two eyes :

@AZ_dubs_madrid @fgjkuiopasdf @nedstcnnis Holy fuck what

@JohnnyMFBones @fgjkuiopasdf @nedstcnnis Thats the normal schedule they move it up because of the superbowl i think its Saturday or friday now

dunk and egg tomorrow

@fgjkuiopasdf @nedstcnnis It releases Sunday night in America, 2am Monday morn over here

@nedstcnnis Do we know what time? (BST)