Johnny Polygon

Just wrapped my first lead in a film. Can’t wait to share with yall!

Is Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms any good? I’m watching the first episode and I’m confused by the vibe.

Why do I still check this app?! Lol

creating a thread for everyone staying in tonight for NYE… please send play by play:

Leave Diddy’s kids alone! Except for the one that look just like him… and Justin… and the light skinned one that’s not his. LEAVE DIDDY’S DAUGHTERS ALONE!!!

Doing my first one-man show at the top of the new year!

Gettin clean and sober doesn’t make me better than you. It makes me better than me.

If ai can’t break your heart don’t let it make your art

I no longer give a single fuck about Spotify numbers

For the record, cock is a white word.

So many people gettin sober. It’s beautiful to see.

Who wanna watch the new episode of The Lowdown with me tonight?

Moving in silence but also fuck you

Only in 2025: my costar is on Kimmel tonight talking about the show we made in Tulsa… but I can’t watch cuz I’m in Tulsa & Kimmel is illegal here. lol

First two episodes of The Lowdown now streaming on Hulu & Disney+. I’m in both them thangs, GO!

Funny how the Rogan ‘comedians’ only discover ‘cancel culture’ when it’s about yellin slurs. Not a peep about Kimmel tho.

Survived my first red carpet as an actor and it wasn’t even red smh

When you’re looking at an interesting post then the app refreshes and you never see it again

Can someone tell autocorrect that I literally never want to say “he’ll yeah”

Man life is crazy right now!