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Jon Pluck

@JonPluck

'Wonder is the beginning of wisdom' - Socrates. Once a Geologist, nowadays a full blown hedge geek! Currently learning to play the ukelele (badly!).

Telford, U.K. شامل ہوئے Kasım 2010
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A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and Keir Starmer went on a hike... Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen. They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.” The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.” The rabbi and Keir Starmer were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there. “So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.” The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn. The Hindu priest and Keir Starmer were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there. “So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.” Keir Starmer said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.” The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.
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Jon Pluck@JonPluck·
@Kica333 That and every mirror I ever glance I to 🤣
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Kristen
Kristen@Kica333·
Have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in a self check out camera at the store and it ruined your day a little bit?
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Holly Nanu
Holly Nanu@thatuapgirl·
UK Folks. Salt and vinegar crisps used to be in the blue coloured packets. That’s the timeline I lived in. I remember when it changed to green. Who else lived this timeline with me?
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Nick Timothy MP
Nick Timothy MP@NJ_Timothy·
Labour did everything to avoid a rape gangs inquiry. Now vital evidence has probably been lost because of needless delays. Why did the Home Office wait SEVEN months before telling authorities to protect records? Find out more from Robbie: x.com/_RobbieMoore/s…
Robbie Moore MP@_RobbieMoore

Over the past 9 months, I have been investigating how the Home Office has been preparing for the national grooming gangs inquiry - and crucially, whether vital evidence has been properly protected. What I’ve found is extremely concerning... In June last year, Baroness Louise Casey recommended a full national inquiry. Her Audit was clear that in the meantime, police forces, councils and authorities across the country should be required not to destroy any records that could be used as evidence. But we now know that didn’t happen. Freedom of Information requests now appear to show the Home Office waited a staggering 212 days - nearly seven months - before formally contacting police forces and other key agencies. Today, the Home Affairs select Committee has written directly to the Home Secretary warning that this 212 failure means that some records critical to the inquiry “might have been destroyed”. That is a staggering failure at the heart of government. I first raised the alarm on this in December, after uncovering that authorities in Bradford had not received any instruction at all from government. Just two days later, newly appointed Chair of the National Inquiry, Baroness Anne Longfield, wrote to the Government reinforcing exactly the same point. Yet even after that warning, it still took another 36 days for the Home Office to act and pass the Chair's message on to authorities. Freedom of information requests show that then-Permanent Secretary Antonio Romeo finally wrote to Home Office-funded Arm’s Length Bodies and Chief Constables across the country on 14 January 2026 - 7 months after the Casey Audit. The government now has serious and unavoidable questions it must answer. - Why was there such a delay? - What kind of records may have been lost? - What are the legal consequences if records have been lost, but the Home Office failed to act? Even now, it remains unclear whether local councils across the country were ever formally contacted at all about the protection of records. Unless the government can provide clear answers to these questions, they risk not only undermining confidence in this process, but failing victims who have already been let down for far too long. Read the Home Affairs Select Committee letter here: committees.parliament.uk/publications/5…

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@benonwine A mole because he's blind to the wishes of the people!
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Benonwine@benonwine·
If Keir Starmer was an animal what would he be?
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Kezia Noble
Kezia Noble@kezia_noble·
Remember being able to drive anywhere in a major U.K. city without having to pay some sort of penalty or extra charge? And get a parking place!
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@EssexPR He'll be straight in the cabinet, you watch!!! 😱
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@KingBobIIV I quite like Elderflower cordial when avoiding alcohol, very smooth and refreshing. That or any of the growing range of Fentimans drinks (but they fail on your fizziness stipulation!) 😊🥂
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Queen Bee
Queen Bee@KingBobIIV·
This Lent, I gave up drinking and have been on the hunt for a nice drink for the evenings. This has been the best so far. Its got quite a punch, and is a bit bitter, so its a really nice replacement, rather than squash, hot drinks or fizzy drinks. Only about £4 a bottle too. Anyone else got other recommendations for booze replacements they've enjoyed?
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Nick Timothy MP
Nick Timothy MP@NJ_Timothy·
There are people across the world who want to kill us – and destroy our way of life. But terror suspects are using our legal system against us. The Justice Secretary is about to pay another fortune to a Guantanamo detainee. Taxpayers deserve the truth.👇
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Nina Wysocka
Nina Wysocka@realninawysocka·
House or Car first?
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Dan Wootton@danwootton·
Slippery Starmer is the King of Cover Ups. So much so that he’s even covering up his bald spot with a hairpiece.
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Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧
KEIR STARMER IS LYING HERE, THERE WAS A MEETING ABOUT THE PHONES CONTENT BEFORE IT WAS STOLEN… HE KNOWS THAT. THIS ABSOLUTELY STINKS
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