Jonathan from The United Counties Of England

@TheeDarkCircle His wife will be pleased that night, he’s got the horn.

@AlistairCarns What do you want me to do? Roll over and shit Mars Bars?

Good morning world Morning time = Gym time Shake out before work

@DavidMcGregorBN You’ve got a really smug look about you.

Not to be hyperbolic, but this is such a massive change to people’s lives. Tories brought the 15 hours in and refused to fund the 30 needed. Now Labour are providing parents the freedom to return to work.

@BrokenWave89 @PhilippEffkema1 @akafaceUS I was just about to type out pretty much the same thing.

@PhilippEffkema1 @akafaceUS Keeping cooked rice is very dangerous. It can form a deadly bacteria. It is called Fried Rice Syndrome

This restaurant serves "unlimited rice" and this guy found a loophole.

@corbyn_project @jeremycorbyn @DiazCanelB Is this jaunt self-funded?

Our founder @jeremycorbyn has arrived in Havana as part of the Nuestra América aid convoy, breaking Trump’s illegal siege and delivering vital aid to the Cuban people, and was greeted by President @DiazCanelB. Solidarity knows no borders. Viva Cuba! 🇨🇺

@labourpress Concentrate on your own party, and why doesn’t Starmer answer questions in the House? Labour Party = pathetic imbeciles.

Just three weeks in, we finally have a clear answer from Kemi Badenoch on whether she supports the war.

@Ed_Miliband @MumsnetTowers No, we will just let this Labour government rip everyone off.

We will not allow conflict abroad to be an opportunity to rip families off. My piece for @MumsnetTowers on how we are protecting the British people, including over £50 million to support vulnerable households with heating oil costs 👇 mumsnet.com/talk/guest_pos…

@RichardBurgon Shouldn’t you be helping them then instead of posting on X ffs. As useless overseas as at home.

Some of the medical aid I’ve brought directly with me to Cuba, as Trump tries to strangle the Cuban people. Today we’ll be receiving tonnes more as the Nuestra America Aid Convoy arrives. Aid is arriving all the time from Britain thanks to solidarity. Donate to Viva Cuba below.

@memechaotic I think I’ve some Japanese chicks do this but with cocks through the holes.

Unc knows his stuff.

@PIXIES One of the best bands ever! Not one bad album, not one bad song.

37 years of the Monkey (Gone To Heaven) 🐒

Friday init

@itsme_urstruly The dog then ripped all the tyres off the truck and proceeded to maul his owner.

Every time he arrives by car, his dog greets him at the gate, ready to race him. It makes you want to get home.

@jeremycorbyn I thought you were supposed to be helping the civilians in Cuba not twittering away on X.

We are sleepwalking into another Iraq. My interview with The World Tonight on Britain’s reckless involvement in the illegal war on Iran.

@DavidMcGregorBN Nice bit of rage baiting. Twat.

Working class people do not need more chaos from the likes of Farage and Badenoch. We need decent pay, secure housing, rights at work and public services that function. That’s why I’m Labour. And I’m far from the only one.

@Gracie_Blue89 Fuck’s sake.

STATE OF THIS!!! Why do you get a better meal in Police custody than you do in hospital???😡😡

@MbarkCherguia “Yeah? I don’t fuckin’ care mate.”

What are your first thoughts when you see this? 😂

@darrenpjones Yeah, let’s see how this works out for you.

We’re giving local communities the power to drive local change.

@akafaceUS She should have had her eyes done too.

Woman went to Turkey to get her teeth done.. Here are the results.

@ZackPolanski Signed up for what, community amateur dramatics?

Norwich is Green Vs Reform. Hope Vs Hate. Nearly a thousand people signed up for hope today!