Kim Swift

How to wrap a proper birbrito. An instructional video.

@chetfaliszek Congraaaatssss!!!!

@osamadorias Was so great to see you, even if briefly, this morning!

Hey friends! It's #gdc2023 day 5! The final day of #GDC If you see me please don't hesitate to stop me and say hi! 🥰🤗 See y'all soon!

@megganpez One year I got feedback that I was vulgar and used language unbecoming of a lady and it was the most delightful thing I’ve ever read.

I was on a GDC panel for the first time ever so now I truly understand how scary it's going to be to see the feedback 😨

@zerena_hoofs I would recommend a tempurpedic. They have sales from time to time for last year’s closeout models.

Dolly Parton for President

@MoonTaigen Depends on the map! But honestly with physics based puzzles, there's an understanding that you can get multiple solutions to the same problem.

@K2theSwift Hey, were the puzzles in Quantum Conundrum designed with intended solutions in mind or were some supposed to have multiple?

@Digital_Vix3n You're better off making a baking soda paste and letting it sit overnight: bhg.com.au/clean-your-ove…

@K2theSwift Well I definitely know now lol. Husband said to do it so it’s his fault!! 😂

Not my oven shattering while doing a self clean cycle

@zerena_hoofs Has duck, duck, goose been rebranded?

@hl000x @TinaAmini Heya, so I do not own the IP rights to either Portal or L4D, Valve does. So totally out of my hands. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@K2theSwift @TinaAmini If your working for Microsoft now does that mean we will get a Portal / Starfield crossover? Will we finally see Left4Dead 3 ?

I’m hiring! But I should probably share my own new job first. I’m leading premier broadcasts and event strategy at… Xbox! My first month here absolutely flew by, and I’m excited to already be hiring: for an executive producer.

@OrgXion I do not, sorry. 😞

@zerena_hoofs Look, I'm just trying to make your life better with deliciousness.

@zerena_hoofs Throw some adobo seasoning in there while you're at it!

@zerena_hoofs Put more vegetables in the pickle juice for infinite pickles.

@zerena_hoofs I see your club sammy and raise you a Monte Cristo.

@MelRambles Just wait until you're on the cusp of 40.

Getting negged by an aggressively mediocre man when you’re in your late 20s feels exactly like walking through a tiny dusty cobweb

@zerena_hoofs It's me. I'm sorry.

@_Oxymel I wasn’t talking shit about the port, I was being facetious about the game itself holding up after 15 years. Was joke.

@chetfaliszek Debatable.