Stephen Kagandwa Falme

@oluoch_ignatius @ahmednasirlaw @Osama254_ Do you even have an electors card?

@ahmednasirlaw @Osama254_ Kalonzo cannot even win an MCA seat in Tseikuru Campaigns need someone with sweet words, he can't even convince wazee. Give him a microphone and he'll start telling stories

Probably H.E Rigathi Gachagua and Dr. Fred Matiang'i will not allow him (because of their past history) but Hon Kalonzo Musyoka needs to sell himself as a crusading corruption slaying El matador from Tseikuru...a powerful agenda and passion to change a country are critical signs of a serious Presidential candidate.

Another milestone. Passion not monies...

@Tutu_lips_ Kwani unajenga Rongai?

After mjengo leo😭.

@Atworih But why would one have two rounds hata kwao? One for.the Rd.

Kuomba round 2 kwa wenyewe sounds illegal but it is true its illegal shibia kwenu

@Nzilani_IRL We agreed long time that they have never seen dick

What do you know about girls raised in the village?

@Evanso_Spyce And here I thought she loves my money more

A girl will spend all savings to a man who satisfies her on bed not the man she loves stay guided

Sad Reality; A lot of men think no one is chewing their wives 😅😅

@FayChep476320 Too bad. Am sure you and I won't find ourselves in this situesheni..

@bgthaplag Correction "Messi, Austria won't stop you from scoring more than 3 goals tonight"

Austria 🇦🇹 please don't let Messi score more than one goal tonight. 🥲😂

@ole_sieur We have here a humanlike bat

Babygirl utanilamba Shimo ya matako 😂😂🖐️

@ole_sieur Yehovah... We have here a humanlike bat

@paisylynn Buts it's sweet!

He kept messing with me, so I sent him this 🫶.He thought I was being sweet. 💀 No f00l, that's my hands around your neck if you keep fvcking with me. 😡

@YaGal_Eunndrio Na kama kushiba ndio ilikua imenileta?

Ukitembelena normalize kubali umeshiba ukiulizwa yawaah

@Sheryllisa52263 Yes ..na tuko hapo strong

@KagSteve Kaende sana🤣

Sifuna is a threat to Linda tumbo😂😂😂 how many time will they fire omwami yawah😂😂#SisiNdioSifuna

@osama_novara Here

Mark attendance if you want want VERIFIED Kenyan twitter friends.

@Nyahoemabae A bit fatty goat goat meat, minji and rice. Mixed and chilli spiced

What are you cooking for supper, I want to check something?

@gacikiraMD Unaenda na Atwoli?

Kuna baridi imeingia Nairobi na Napata requests mingi za Kuenda kuwatch The Polygamist.