Kalu

Ppl that smoke weed with their parents, how does it feel to be God's favorite

Roll something and get the day started. Weed helps depression. Just saying 🤷

Too busy smoking my own grass to give a fuck if yours is greener

If everyone had a "Little ADHD," the world would be far different and probably a better place

When I was living in Japan, one thing I struggled with was how hard it could be to build deep relationships. People were often very respectful of each other’s privacy, which has its positives, but it also meant they didn’t usually ask many personal questions. As a result, a lot of relationships stayed pretty surface-level. Another thing I noticed was that people rarely just dropped by or casually hung out at each other’s homes. Most meetups were planned well in advance and felt more like events than spontaneous get-togethers. Sometimes it felt like everyone was incredibly good at presenting the version of themselves they wanted the world to see, while keeping the rest hidden away. There were a lot of things I loved about living there, but the lack of those deep, unfiltered connections was one of the hardest adjustments for me.

Men after kissing for 5 minutes 🥵🤤

you can smell this picture

No game needed, bro. Cash gets you laid

Neurotypicals: Friday feels like a reward. ADHDers: Friday feels like escaping a building that was on fire all week, even though nobody else could see the flames.

Bullying is common side effect of a small DICK syndrome y'all might want to get checked out the insecurity is crazy 🤣😭

I hate small talk and telling my business 😩 What do yall tell your coworkers when they ask, “any plans for the weekend”?

Anyone else have got that kind of ADHD where you're so sensitive that you feel like you're an exposed nerve?

Porn hit differently once you nutt... TURN THIS FILTHY SHIT TF OFF 😂

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

What old school strain do you think should be brought back?

Me admiring the masterpiece I just rolled like I didn’t make it myself 😮‍💨🍃

When your girlfriend introduces you to a girl you've already slept with and says "meet my mom"

My dad walked my sister down the aisle to marry her third husband. He looked at her and said "l keep giving you away and they keep giving you back"😭

80 years on earth 20 already gone,if not now when??

Pussy be wet asfuck in the morning 😭😭 girl what you was doing all night crying? 🥲😂

Shaved pussy gotta be eaten that SAME DAY cause the next day Issa kiwi🥝 🤣🤣🤣