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If you joined Twitter before 2010, the X-ers are about to start that Methuselah trend on your ass.

A vacuum exhauster truck was filmed pouring collected sewage waste into River Mitheu in Machakos County!

Remember: A person who tells the truth does not mind being questioned. A liar does.

World Cup goals: Havertz — 3 Drogba — 2

I think one of the most underrated feelings in life is looking around and realizing: “This ordinary day is actually a pretty good one.”

Now lodging owners are adding a microwave in the rooms and calling it Airbnb . Na serekali imenyamaza tu.

Kwani mnataka watu wapatane wapi? People are panicking because running clubs and gyms are becoming dating spaces. We made church less central, work romance is kinda dangerous because of the power dynamics, clubs are terrible for conversation, and dating apps reduce you to a thumbnail and cheesy bio. It's not a problem when people find places where you can’t hide behind your phone

If a blind man says he will throw a stone, he probably has his foot on one.

I didn't spend years supporting Arsenal to act humble when things finally went our way. Sijasumbua vyenye inafaa 😂

@bennetowuonda @CommsPundit Yes. The Oxford Dictionary. Penguine Series and The Atlas. The periodic Table and all Books and Old maps on all versions of the bibles. That was high school alone. 😂 At one point I bumped into a Yellow Pages and Posta Directory. I read it too. This reader! 😂😭

@WambuiMuchiri_ @bennetowuonda Oxford learners dictionary and Good News Bible, both with pictures, was peak 8-4-4. And an Atlas for or those 'Google map' moments

@bennetowuonda I read the entire dictionary and Bible when I was 10 years old 🥹 helped big time with the grammar.

Did anyone else read dictionaries and encyclopedias for fun as a kid or am I just weird?

@bennetowuonda Didn't we all? This was our version of browsing

Yo spike lee prayed for this Arsenal and the Knick to win at the same time crazy

Arsenal won the league, The Knicks won the championship and Lewis Hamilton gets his first win for Ferrari all in one summer

ombachi come outside

PTSD was unnecessary man 😭😭😭😭

The finding out stage is not even it. The realising stage? Bro😂😂😂😂😂

One of the reasons slaves were classified as property is so that their intellectual creations could be owned by the masters. Imperialism is a disease

This Germany adidas kit is a masterpiece.