My favourite part of the bible is when Vincent resurrects Mia. So blessed.
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Kel Focker
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Kel Focker
@KelFocker
Old & Tired! I love cows & sports, all kinds of sport.
Australia شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2010
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I was just gifted a fantastic present from the universe! • My first #Bremerton, WA date in 12 years w/ @mickey_avalon on tour celebrating the 20th of his debut album @ the @tracytonmoviehouse 🥰 in #Bremerton, WA • Come celebrate with us! 🥳🎉
Tix: tickets.venuepilot.com/e/mickey-avalo…
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That was the shittest match of darts. Well done #premierleaguedarts Price forgot how to fucking throw a dart.
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The same 20-30 tweets every refreshed. Old musky has completely fucked Twitter hard.
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@CodenameVinnie @grok Grok will only answer questions from cunts with the blue tick now.
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@KelFocker @Lone_Deranger_ @Crackerscraigo3 Only a small tour, not sure if they have been your way yet
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Did I mention I had tickets for the Sleaford Mods tonight? At the Croxton. @Lone_Deranger_ @Crackerscraigo3 not too late….
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Magnificent run by Gout Gout.
TrackAthletes.au@TrackAthletesAU
Gout Gout stuns with 19.67 (+1.7), 16th fastest time in history Aidan Murphy also under 20 with 19.88 Unbelievable!!
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@DTelf My guess for the score was 22-0. Yeah nah, I’m shit at gambling. (Don’t do it for obvious reasons) 😂😂😂😩
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@KelFocker Nah. My only interest in betting is the numbers. I remember thinking that 5.80 looked too big for a two horse race.
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@calluptome @GraniteDhuine Don’t even get me started on the filthy spuds 😩😂😂😂😂
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If you live anywhere other than the USA, and you post a tweet even slightly referencing what time it is where you live, you will always have to deal with all of the Americans who don't fucking know what a time zone is.
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The crowd at the darts are absolutely hammering littler. #premierleaguedarts
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@CodenameVinnie @thinkingminds1 Even he knows he’s a shitcunt. Ugh.
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@thinkingminds1 @KelFocker I have never once asked someone what they do for a living.
But I did have a weird feeling about a bloke for quite a few years, he said he was in the building industry...
He was a fucking real estate agent, the filthy cunt!
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I wonder in the Chunking Mansion is still in Hong Kong? The wildest place in HK. Cost like about $15 a night, did include rubber thongs for the shower.
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